"Pit... you seem to have a problem." Ness remarked as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head, both him and Pit in the living room of the Super Smash Brothers Apartment.
Pit shook his head in response as he folded his arms. "No, I don't! It's just your imagination!" He felt his stomach rumble as he then released a cute little poot, slightly blushing.
Ness raised his right eyebrow as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Well, okay. If you say so." He then headed out of the room, going into the hallway.
Pit groaned as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Oh man... why did it have to be today, of all days? Couldn't Lady Palutena ruin my luck on a boring day like Wednesday?" He stated, groaning as he let out another high pitched poot.
Poor Pit was cursed by Lady Palutena as a joke on Palutena's part, mainly because she enjoyed farting and teasing Pit with all sorts of pranks. But this time, she really pranked the white winged angel boy good, as he was letting out cute, squeaky farts all day.
How the hell did this happen? Cue flashbacks...
"Hey Lady Palutena, how about you stop being so childish for once?" Pit remarked as he was in Palutena's room, with Palutena acting like a schoolgirl as she scoffed at Pit.
"Oh poo, you always ruin my fun!" Palutena exclaimed as she shook her head, pointing her staff as Pit. "Well, I'm not gonna stand by and just let you make comments about me! Time you got your just desserts!"
And then Palutena turned Pit into a vanilla cupcake.
"Oh come now! This isn't sweet at all!" Pit exclaimed in annoyance as he bounced.
Palutena chuckled as she placed her right hand on her face. "Oh, I don't know, turning you into a cupcake was a piece of cake!" She then began laughing her head off.
Pit sighed as he stopped bouncing. "Can you please turn me back to normal? I don't want one of the kids to come in here and accidentally eat me."
"Oh fine, you always know when to ruin the pacing of a good joke," Palutena stated in annoyance as she rolled her staff around, returning Pit to his original form as a white winged angel.
"Thank you, Lady Palutena. I'll never make light of you again," Pit lied as he rubbed the back of his head, heading out of the room.
Palutena smirked, having placed a curse upon Pit as she then heard a cute little poot, followed by Pit screaming in terror as she began chuckling. "All work and no play makes Pit a dull angel."
Silver The Hedgehog and the Robotic Operation Buddy, everyone's favorite Smash Bros duo bar the Ice Climbers, entered the room as they faced Palutena, having watched Pit stumble down the hallway.
"What did you do to him this time?" R.O.B. asked as he moved his mechanical arms around.
Palutena chuckled as she simply waved her right hand at the robot. "Oh, it's nothing, really. Rather, it's quite harmless."
"I don't know... you're a powerful goddess, Ms. Palutena, and I doubt what you did to Pit was harmless," Silver remarked as he, R.O.B., and Palutena all heard Pit scream again, with him and R.O.B. exchanging worried looks as Palutena simply chuckled, shaking her head.
And this, it began. Letting out high pitched farts, Pit must now find a way to put an end to the pooting problem that Palutena had placed upon him. But how will he do it, and can he managed to not get called on by Dark Pit? Ha, yeah right.
"First he makes all the girls flatulent, now he goes after the cute looking boys?" Dry Bowser questioned as he was watching from some comfortable puffy clouds in the night sky along with Arceus and Gruntilda Winkybunion.
"Well he has to do something different every now and then." Arceus explained as he was reading a boring novel.
"Too bad he can't make anything meaningful with this... or us for that matter," Gruntilda yawned as she was looking through a bunch of old comics, tightening her purple scarf.