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Chapter 1
"This is all Reed's fault." Johnny complained as he looked down at himself. He was now back to his teenage self, along with the others.
"For once, I agree with Sparky." Ben said. "I ought ta kick your rubber ass, stretch."
"Guys, we have bigger problems." Sue said. "Where are we?"
"Hogwarts."
"You've got to be kidding me!" Johnny said. "You sent us into a story."
"It's not like that, Johnny."
"Then what is it like, Reed. 'Cause from where we're standing that's exactly what it looks like." They seen an old man with a long, white beard and moon shaped spectacles. He put a hat on each of their heads. Reed was put into a house called hufflepuff. Ben was put into one called Ravenclaw. Doom was put in Slytherin. Sue was put into Gryffndor. When he put the hat on Johnny's head, Johnny tried to wiggle out from it.
"Hey man, that thing is like ancient. Don't put it on me." Johnny said. The hat thought for a moment.
"This one belongs to the girl. He belongs in Gryffndor." However, Johnny's body heat was too much for the old hat and it started on fire. It screamed. Sue stared angrily. The old man laughed. Three teens walked out of the Great Hall.
"Ah! Harry. Ron. Hermione. Would you please show these two to Gryffndor. While I show these two to their houses."
"Yes sir."
"Don't worry. I'll figure this out." Reed said as he followed Dumbledore, Ben, and Doom.
Sue and Johnny followed the three students up the stairs. They walked in silence. When they were finally in the common room, Sue broke the silence.
"What were you thinking? That hat was some sort of heirloom and you totally destroyed it."
"The old dude didn't care." Johnny said. "He thought it was funny."
"I don't care. What the hell is the matter with you?"
"I don't know Sue. Your husband sent us to some weird, creepy castle and turned us back into teenagers along with our arch rival. So tell me, am I supposed to be normal right now."
"Maybe we should get some sleep." Said the one called Hermione. Sue followed her upstairs with one final angry look at her brother. Johnny followed the other two.