Ok so I saw this story by ShineTheTribute where the tributes interviews went completely wrong so I had an idea to write about the training sessions where all the tributes were kind of insane. I'll be doing all 24 except for Katniss so you can send in ideas if you want

GLIMMER

"Glimmer Shine" Called the purple haired capitol woman and Glimmer happily skipped in to the gamemakers room. Now was her chance to prove what an awesome tribute she was!

"You may begin" Said Seneca Crane, eager to see what the first career had to offer. Glimmer danced over to the edible plants section, gathered up a large handful of pretty but deadly bright pink flowers and headed for the knot tying station. She began weaving an intricate braid into her hair, placing some of the flowers in the braid. She secured the braid with a length of rope, smiling, she asked "Have you got a mirror?" The gamemakers just stared at her, wondering why she was doing her hair, "Er Glimmer? You're supposed to be showing talents that will help you to win the games."

"But this will help me win, people won't kill me if I look pretty!" Glimmer cried.

"Er I don't think that will work" said Seneca, looking at the airhead career in astonishment.

"Are you calling me ugly?" she yelled furiously.

"No, I didn't mean-"

"I am not ugly!" She screamed, throwing a large knife at the head gamemaker.

"I didn't say you're-"

"Why are you so mean!" Glimmer howled, and ran crying out of the room.

The gamemakers stared after her in shock, they had never had such an insane tribute.

MARVEL

"Marvel Jewel!" Called the capitol woman as Glimmer ran crying from the room. Marvel walked past his hysterical district partner and went in to the room.

"Ok, show us what you can do" said one of the gamemakers, a tall woman with auburn hair called Lucia Wilson, an apprehensive look on her face. The training session went relatively well for a few minutes, Marvel proved to be outstanding with a spear and fairly skilled at trapping. Marvel was just walking over to remove his spear from a dummies heart when suddenly, he collapsed to the ground, screaming in pain.

"What the hell is wrong?" yelled Plutarch Havensbee, looking confused.

"I stubbed my toe!" Marvel wailed, rolling around on the floor in pain. Lucia stared at him, trying very hard to stop herself from laughing.

"Call an ambulance, I'm dying!" Screeched Marvel, who was now clutching his toe, crying loudly.

"Is he being serious?" asked Seneca.

"Unfortunately I think he is." Groaned Lucia, staring shocked at Marvels writhing body, "Er, you can go now." She said, gesturing for some avoxes to remove the crying tribute.

"But I'm really hurt, I need medical attention! You can't just leave me, I'm going to die!"

The avoxes slammed the door in his face and Plutarch slumped back in to her chair, "Wow, that was weird. Why have we got all the nutters this year!" He moaned.

"At least we have district two next, that won't be so bad, they always put on a good show" said Lucia, but Plutarch was still apprehensive about what was to come.