This is just an impulsive little bit written to celebrate this song, 'I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter,' which is one of the cutest, concise, clever little ditties ever concieved. Be sure and listen to it as performed by 'Fats Waller.' Too bad I cannot include the lyrics here, but be sure to hum the tune to my original lyrics...
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'Letter'
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I'm gonna sitdown and writea letter to FF Admin
And tell them they are pickin on the wrong Jew
Gonna write things to that creep-I'm gonna make him weep
Gonna say goodby to his bottom when the Anti-Defamation League's got'im...
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Dearest Robin,
I have wanted to tell you this for so long-seems like forever. Lately, I can't seem to stop thinking about it. It's driving me crazy. I have watched you grow into a man, a real man. I'm sure that Bruce must be very proud of the way you turned out. I expect that you already know where this is headed, and you know why it has taken me so long to communicate these thoughts to you. Ever since you first talked to me-really talked to me, revealing your innermost feelings-your doubts and fears, I have felt close to you. Those feelings have grown with time into something more. When I look at you-so athletic, so proud, so handsome-I get all weak inside, imagining what it would be like to be your lover. And yet, we both know that I can never truly give you the love that you deserve. I can only give you my feelings, written painstakingly, carefully, slowly, so as not to disturb the delicate balancing act that I must so meticulously attend to.
I will end by stating that I do not expect you to return my feelings. It would be selfish of me and unfair to you, to ask that you spend your life entangled with one who can never be affectionate the way normal people can. I just had to get this out of my system. I love you, with all of my heart. Sadly, that is not enough to make up for the rest of me, which can never be given to anyone. I don't want or expect a reply from you. Please don't make things worse by telling me that 'we can try to work things out.' I don't want you to feel sorrow or pity for me. I will carry on as always, and you will find happiness in the arms of another. It may be hard for you to understand why I am telling you all this-I don't fully understand, either. I only know that this is the surest way I have to release my feelings- purging them, so to speak-so that I can finally put them away for good, and get on with the rest of my life. I truly hope that this letter will not forever taint our relationship. I can assure you that I will now be able to discard these futile emotions, clearing my mind of them forever. I would like to remain your friend and confidante, but I will understand if you can no longer feel comfortable with me. I am sure there are many other places I can go that could use my help.
I leave you with love, and kisses that I wish could be real,
XOXO
Raven
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Gonna smile when I sue the bastich FF Admin
'Cause I'm alsoblack-Jamaican too
Kiss my bass, FF Administrator
You screwed up, messin' with Vinnie the Jew!
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I look forward to any of your comments.
VIn