The Asgard Need Another Dumb Idea
A Stargate SG-1 song by Bil!
A/N: Based loosely (very loosely) on Nemesis and Small Victories. I took great liberties with the plot line, but it's all in good fun. On a side-note, however, I believe I am mad. Absolutely bonkers. Heh, it's fun. I like having a Stargate song to sing while doing boring tasks.
I was walking home the other night
Got taken up in a blaze of light
Found myself in another place
Greys watching me with worried faces...
And the Asgard need another dumb idea
And my Colonel says 'Hey! have no fear!
We're all friends and allies here'
So I'm going away on a holiday
Next galaxy's kinda far away
But I'll take my laptop and some trusty tools:
My P-90 and my old slide rule...
'Cause the Asgard need another dumb idea
So my Colonel said 'Hey! have no fear!
We're all friends and allies here'
So I do the job and the job is done
They're so advanced but overcome by dumb
The greys are happy now they're free
(And maybe they'll name a ship after me...)
And if the Asgard ever need a dumb idea
My Colonel'll say 'Hey! have no fear!
We're all friends and allies here'