"Do it. Now." The two were standing in the gardens of the Uchiha Compound, Sasuke trying to convince the blonde of what had to be done one day.

"NO!" Naruto planted his fists on his hips stubbornly. "Not doing it!"

"If you'd even just lick it, you'd find it won't taste so bad," Sasuke growled beneath his breath. Things were never easy with the dobe. "Just put the thing in your mouth and swallow!"

Naruto glared at the evil, pinkish bulb of doom that would surly be his death. He shook his head. "Uh-uh! No! Never!"

"I will force you…"

"I'd like to see you try, teme!" He immediately regretted letting those words escape his lips when the raven jumped him, sending both sprawling over the ground. "No, hey! Get off me!"

"You will eat it and enjoy it!" Sasuke ground out through clenched teeth. "Now swallow it, already!" Naruto kept turning his head away from Sasuke's hand, which was attempting to force the unwilling mouth open. He didn't seem to be giving up anytime soon. Sasuke glowered for a moment, but suddenly lightened his mood. "You know, you're right. I shouldn't be making you do this. Besides, it's probably too much for your virgin mouth to handle." He released the squirming boy beneath him, immediately being met with a glare.

"Too much? Hey, I can do anything, teme!"

Sasuke shrugged. "You obviously aren't ready to do this." He coolly began to walk back towards his house. Naruto's attention was definitely set. He was going swallow that entire thing, and prove teme wrong.

"Hey, stop! I can do it!"

Sasuke turned slowly on his heel. "Really?" Naruto nodded strode up confidently over to the Uchiha. "Then prove it." Sasuke dragged Naruto to the side of the home and pinned Naruto to the wall. There was no escape. Naruto slid down; he wouldn't want to be standing in case something… bad happened. He took a deep breath, before accepting the ball and pressing his lips to it. He opened further, scraped his teeth against it slightly, the juices it produced leaking onto his tongue, then…

"Oh, sick! This is nasty!" he exclaimed. Naruto spit on the ground, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, trying to get the taste out.

"I knew you couldn't do it…" Sasuke sighed quietly enough so that the blonde wouldn't hear.

Naruto continued coughing. "I hate you, right now. You know that, teme?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Look, if you're gonna live with me, I'm not going to let you eat just ramen all the time!" Naruto glared his best, but would never rise to the intensity of an Uchiha's glare. "You're going to eat vegetables, one way or another."

"Tomatoes are gross! How can you like them?"

Sasuke sighed. "Let's find something else. Maybe you'll like carrots; they're orange."

~sSs~

Well what did you expect?