Disclaimer: Hey, J.K.R owns everyone in here, so yeah...
A/n: This one is excruciatingly short, but that just makes the point get across, doesn't it?
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A cold wind howled by the windows of the Gryffindor Common room, rattling the panes. The fire crackled, creating flickering shadows on the faces of two boys. One was scribbling furiously with a long, black quill. He had yellow eyes, and a sickly complexion. Golden, but pale hair fell over his face. The other was sucking on the tip of his quill, a blank piece of parchment placed in front of him. His gray orbs gazed into the fire, lost in thought. His hair was dark, and his skin tanned. He looked quite good, actually..ah-hem.
Suddenly he turned to look at the working boy.
"Hey, Moony?"
"Yes."
"You know how the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left?"
"Yes."
"And all of us are right handed, am I right."
"Wormtail is a lefty."
"Well, that makes a bit of sense. But you know the saying 'Are you in your right mind?'"
"Yes, and my only answer has been no, especially once a month..."
"Good, you get my point. We are all really...insane, I guess, and have only answered no to that. Well, almost all of us."
"I get where this is going..."
"Yeah, so we are normally in our left mind, 'cause we're right handed..."
"Well, technically, we are always in both minds, there really isn't a-"
"Rem, you get my point?"
"Yeah, yeah, I do Pads. Why?"
"I dunno."
"Uhh..."
"It was just an ironic thing, I thought."
"It is, I suppose..."
"I'm gonna go tell people."
"Knock yourself out...please."