A/N This first chapter was written by PeaceLoveAndCheese, who is epic and put me in it. It was her Idea and I was gonna put it in to play. Then she came up with the first chapter (the name is mine though!).

Disclaimer: Neither of us own PJO. Yes! It's over!

Chapter one, the Stolls get into trouble, Per usual.

Percy woke to screaming. (But then again that was normal)

He stumbled blindly out of bed, grabbing some clothes and Riptide.

He burst out of his cabin and took in the chaos that was surrounding him.

The cabins were surrounded by dragons.

Big, small, fire-breathing, poisonous, you name it. It was there. It was possibly the scariest (and coolest) thing Percy had seen in his life. Leo, who was usually good with dragons, was running around, yelling, trying to calm the dragons and the campers down and getting torched every five seconds (which didn't bother him).

Percy ran over to Annabeth, who was trying to decide the best way to handle the situation. "What's going on?" "I have no idea," Annabeth said. Before Percy could say, 'Well, that's a first' (which is what he was thinking), Annabeth cut him off. "I think that the Stolls and the rest of the Hermes cabin have managed to gain a bunch of monsters." "Nope, just dragons last I checked," Percy said. Annabeth wacked him upside the head.

Leo had finally gotten the place into some state of order. His clothes were singed and he still had fire curling off of him like a outfit made of fire. "Okay, who's bright idea was it to bring in a bunch of fire-breathing lizards and try to destroy everything?" Leo demanded.

The Hermes cabin looked at each other. "Um, ours, wasn't it?" Travis asked Connor.

"No, I think it was possibly Maria's..." Connor replied.

"Don't drag me into this!" Maria shouted. "Although, I'll gladly take credit if this ends up going okay... actually, I'll still take the credit. It was my idea!"

"Nope, it was ours!" Travis said gleefully. "

I remember now!" said Connor. "And by the way, little sis, it's stooping too low to steal ideas from your own siblings..."

"Way to go, Maria!" said Travis, giving her a high-five.

"Okay, okay, we get it. Stealing love and credit all around, moving on! WHY in the name of TACOS did you decided to bring these dragons in here? One was enough..." Leo said.

"Tacos?" Travis asked.

"Where?" Connor said. Maria sighed.

"Sometimes, Leo, I think you belong in the Hermes cabin." Leo looked insulted. By now, most of the campers had put out the flames to their cabins and pajamas and were watching the entertaining, but slightly too early, scene unfold. A lot of them were looking particularly interested in the Stolls brothers latest mischief (fine, that was the Hermes cabin). Most of them were just looking annoyed.

"Okay, fine, whatever," Percy said, feeling it was time for him to step into this story. "We've got the point. The Stolls never have a reason why they do anything, so we can stop asking. How are we going to get these things out of here?"

"Get them out of here?" Travis said, horrified.

"You can't do that!" Connor exclaimed.

"Do you know how hard it was to get them IN?"

"Yes, yes I can, and no," Percy said. "Why can't I get them out of here?"

The Stoll brothers looked at each other. "Because..." Travis said. "We came up with the brilliant idea of..." Connor paused dramatically.

"Oh, boy," Maria sighed.

"DRAGON NASCAR!" the twins chimed. A gasp went through the crowd, followed by whistles and applause from Hermes (who liked anything that was possibly funny) and Ares (who liked anything that possibly involved dying.)

"Dragon Nascar?" Leo asked. "What the Tacos is that?"

"Tacos?" Travis said.

"Where-fine," Connor said, on the receiving end of death glares, "Basically, it's Nascar racing-you know, tracts and pit crews and laps and such-but on dragons!"

"It'll be fun!" Travis added.

"I'm not even going to ask," Annabeth said.

"So..." Travis muttered.

"Can we do it?" Connor asked.

"PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE?" the pair chorused.

Percy looked at Annabeth. "I am not giving the okay for this," she said.

Percy looked at Leo. "No, I'm not fit to wear the pants in this relationship," Leo said. "Besides, I want to try it."

Percy sighed. "Fine."

The campers erupted into cheers (except for the Aphrodite cabin, because their designer PJs had been scorched and they weren't too happy about the prospect of getting on a clothing-destroying monster). The Stolls happily began tying random dragons to trees, to keep them from flying off. "One last question..." Annabeth said. "How DID you get the dragons through the borders?" "Oh, yeah..." Travis said. "About that..." "We might have promised Percy's soul to Hecate," Travis said in an offhand way. "You WHAT?" Percy shouted.

Needless to say, dragons weren't the biggest of the Stoll brothers worries that day.

Huzzah! I'll write the next chapter I promise. I will. Don't worry. I'm on it. And there will be more Maria King, I promise. The next chapter will be evilly hilarious, and your gonna luv it!