((A little something I wrote to the tune of the Beatles' Hey Jude. Enjoy!))

Hey Jubes, please don't be sad,

Take a bad race and make it better,

Remember the love of all of your friends

To meet your ends and make things better

Hey Jubes, please have no fear,

First place is yours; you were born to win it,

Don't worry- there'll always be a new day

So don't feel this way, not for a minute

And anytime things go awry, hey Jubes, don't cry

'Cause one of these days you're gonna beat her,

For well you know that through and through, hey Jubes, it's you

That makes your sweet world a little sweeter,

Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah

Hey Jubes, without a doubt

You're number one, so go out and win it,

Remember, there'll always be a new day,

So don't feel this way, not for a minute

So even if you finish last, hey Jubes, look past

The things that will only make you sadder,

'Cause winning's nice but still you know, hey Jubes, it's so

That in the end love is all that matters,

Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, yeah

Hey Jubes, please don't be sad,

Take a bad race and make it better,

Remember the love of all of your friends

To meet your ends and make things

Better, better, better, better, better, better, Oh

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Jubes…