Warning: This story contains bad words, and nasty comments. Please go somewhere else if you do not like low humor.

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Reading Minds

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I have made a decision to do something I promised myself never to do. Since I'm keeping this stupid diary anyway, I figured I should make it truthful. I get so pissed off at the outrageous behavior of my teammates, sometimes. They can be so immature. And I know that everyone (myself excepted, of course,) is constantly saying things they don't mean.

All the people in this city think it's so cool to be a Teen Titan. They think it's so great that we are all good friends, that we always help and support one another. Everything is always coming up roses for us.

Well, I was thinking-if we are so popular, perhaps someday, someone will want to make our adventures into a comic: or even a TV show! If that ever happens, I will be able to present them with the real scoop on the Titans-what they are really like; what we really think.

I am going to read their minds. We'll see just what Robin really thinks of Beastboy's ridiculous antics. What Cyborg really feels about Robin being the self-appointed leader. What Starfire thinks about-what does she think about?

Anyway, starting today, we shall see who the real Teen Titans are…

Monday-1/25/05

A few 'interesting' revelations before I even made it down to the kitchen. BB was pleading with Star to let him use the bathroom, even though he knew she always showers in the morning.

A few of his (admittedly) random thoughts. 'I hope she comes to the door without her towel again.' 'I bet Raven has nicer tits, though.' 'Can't wait to kick metalhead's ass in Robo Racers today-he'll never figure out how I rigged his controller'

Downstairs, Cyborg was making breakfast. Robin was sitting at his 'crime computer' of course. I went to make my usual herbal tea.

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Cyborg greeted me"Hey, Raven-what's shakin'

Thought'How the hell can she live on that crap? Stuck-up whiner- always refusing to eat breakfast with us.'

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Me: (I guess I should be fair.) Hey, Cy.

Thought'Fuck off! Would it kill you to think to boil a pot of water for my tea'

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Robin: Oh, hi Raven.

Thought'I gotta find Slade before someone else does. That'll show those other dumb-asses, when I'm right, again. I am so cool, heh heh.'

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Me: Hi, Robin.

Thought'If you were so freakin' smart maybe you would notice that Starfire is dying for you to fuck her brains out.'

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Starfire and Beastboy came down for breakfast at almost the same time. Gee, I wonder why?

Beastboy said 'hi' to everyone. Starefire 'greeted' each of us individually, as is her habit.

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Beastboy: I only smell meat cooking. Aren't you making me anything?

Thought'Asshole'

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Cyborg"No. How many times do I have to tell you that I don't do that Tofu crap"

Thought'I bet he wishes he could kick my ass-ha ha.'

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Beastboy"Thanks for being so thoughtful, as usual."

Thought'I am so gonna kick his ass, someday…'

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Starfire"Friends, please do not fight."

Thought'Friends, please do not fight.' (Well-now we know.)

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Beastboy and Cyborg, having given Starfire's plea due consideration, proceeded to yell and scream and threaten one another, as usual.

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Robin"Can't you guys just get along like the rest of us"

Thought'Idiots.'

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My thought'Idiots.'

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Starfire thought'Fluffy clouds-pink, fluffy clouds.'

Well, you get the idea…

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