Graypaw-Ugh…I'm sooo bored!
Firepaw-(sighs) me too…everything's sooo boring!
Graypaw-Well, what should we do about it?
Firepaw-I dunno…what do you think we should do about it?
Graypaw-I asked you first!
Firepaw-did not!
Graypaw-Did too!
They keep arguing for about another hour…
Firepaw-Did not!
Graypaw-Did not what?
Firepaw-Uh...I don't know?
Graypaw-Oh, all right then.
Firepaw- (after a moment of silence) I'm bored
Graypaw-Me too
Suddenly, Tigerclaw walks by…
Firepaw-Hmmm….
Graypaw-What?
Firepaw-Hey Graypaw…
Graypaw-What?
Firepaw-Lets go bother Tigerclaw!
Graypaw-Yay! Let's go!
They run off to find Tigerclaw
Tigerclaw-I am Tigerclaw, deputy-to-be of Thunderclan… Right after I kill (Counts claws) Lionheart, Redtail, Whitestorm, Bluestar…
Firepaw-Ready? Let's go bother him!
Graypaw-Right
Both-Bother bother bother bother bother
Tigerclaw-No. Stop it! AHH! Stop!
Both-Bother bother bother bother bother
Tigerclaw-AHH! No! (dies)
Graypaw-That was fun!
Firepaw-I liked the part where he stopped moving.
Graypaw-Let's do it again!
Both-Bother bother bother bother
Tigerclaw-No! Get off me! Stop it!
Both-Bother bother bother
Tigerclaw-No! Stop! (Attacks Firepaw and Graypaw) (Sees the mangled bodies) oh dear…
Bluestar comes in
Tigerclaw-Uh, I can explain Bluestar...
Bluestar-What's this? It seems Firepaw and Graypaw are taking an afternoon nap. Let's see what they have in their pockets. (Looks in their pockets) Ahhh…A mouse tail, and two butterflies, it's my lucky day! (Looks around) now where did Tigerclaw go to? More importantly, where the Holy Starclan am I? (Looks around again) Furless dance time! (Dances)
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!