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Chapter 1: A Lot of Femal Dogs
Six students walked out of a potions class one day after a very stressful assignment had just been completed. One of them was a Marauder, James Potter, was taller than his fellow Marauder, Remus by about a few inches. He had jet-black hair, that only his hand ran through. He had hazel eyes hidden beneath his glasses, and a cheeky smile. He was very lucky with all the ladies, for his quick wit, amazing Quidditch skills, and charming personality.
Remus Lupin another one of the Marauders was very hot. His brown hair fell into his eyes. He had a very goth-like look with dark coloured pants and shirts. And black boxers too. Rather sickly looking from that time of the month, but still a very good-looking guy. And his athletic skills on the Quidditch field made him popular in the field of girls. He was the shortest of the three but stood above the three girls.
The last guy to step out of potions was Sirius Black. He was the tallest of them all, but not more then an inch. He had, just like his name, black hair, which seemed to only be able to be described as in one word. Perfect. He had blue green eyes, that made you're heart melt at the sight of them. He too, played Quidditch, and was the bigger ladies man of the three.
Then three girls trailed beside them. The first was Lily Evans. She had tan-ish skin, blood-red hair down to her shoulders, and beautiful green eyes. Everything that James Potter would love, if he wasn't in denial. 5'5" standing the middle height out of the girls.
The second girl to step out of the classroom was Mel Potter, a sister of James. She was the tallest of the three girls there, and had long brown hair that was almost black; she also had sparkling blue eyes. She played Beater on the Quidditch team along side Sirius Black. She had her hyper ways like her sister at times, but others you should stand back five feet, because she had a large temper problem. But, a lot of guys liked her anyway, even if she wasn't as boy crazy as Laur.
Laur Potter, the last girl was the shortest and the youngest of the group. She was more commanly known was Ren or Laur around the group of friends; but she was Laur when someone was mad or upset. She was 5 feet 4 inches tall barely with brown eyes and blond hair, layered to her shoulders. Though she was Mel and James' other triplet she looked barely anything like them and she liked it that way. She loved to have fun and was hyper most of the time.
"Man, potions sucks. I hate the new teacher. What about you guys?"
"Did you see his ass?"
"I was lost in his eyes!"
"He's sooooo hot!"
"Wait, forget his eyes, look at that ass!" All three girls began making girl screams, giggling and jumping around.
"It all starts with his eyes!"
"Fine! But move down to his ass soon!"
"Who cares! I want what's in his pants!" Lily exclaimed.
"Oh, you little devil!" Mel yelped. "But I know what she means!"
"Way to go Lily! I don't mind left-overs," Laur winked.
"I'll take left overs left overs!" said Mel, winking twice.
"Shut the BLOODY HELL UP!!"
"WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS ASS?!"
"So we can talk about everything else about him then?" Mel asked playfully.
"How big do you think his slong is?" Lily wondered out loud.
"Let's find out!"
"I'm with you!" Mel added.
"He was a seventh year last year, right?"
"Yeah..." Sirius said slowly.
"Seduction!"
"Cheers!"
"I can't believe you guys, you're worst then Padfoot!" James yelled at his loving sisters, who only wanted a peek of the good stuff
"James, get over it. We are girls. We talk like this," Mel said slowly.
"Some of us at least," Laur said in return.
"C'mon guys let's get out of here," Remus reasoned.
"Forget that," James said. "Let's hear what the bitches have to say."
"Oh, so we're bitches now are we?" Lily asked dangerously.
"Did I stutter?"
"Oh, James shut up. But really, did you see his ass?!" Mel said excitedly.
"Yes Mel we did!" Laur said putting a comforting arm around Lily. "Think he'll give us extra lessons?" Laur tried to cheer her up.
"Get over him! He's a git! You're being rude!" Sirius complained.
"See the tear?" Lily asked pointing towards her face.
"You know, I'm sure he wouldn't mind giving a couple extra lessons. The only problem is how are we going to get him out of that robe?" Mel said elbowing Laur.
"Shut up! Is he all you girls talk about?' Sirius complained.
"Well, if you prefer we talk about someone else I'm fine with that!" Laur said. "Can anyone say Divination?"
"Oh my gawd!" Lily said grinning. "Can anyone say, 'my future husband'?"
"Yeah, my future husband," Sirius said stupidly. The girls and even Remus laughed but James looked offended and Sirius confused.
"What!?" Sirius asked noticing everyone laughing at him. "What's wrong with them?"
"Nothing," James muttered under his breath.
"Sirius," Remus laughed. "You just said that our Divination's teacher is your future husband."
"No I--damn," Sirius said turning pink. "Lesbians!" was all he could come up with.
"Oh what a diss," Mel said sarcastically.
"Shut up!" He yelled again.
"Come on! I'm hungry! Let's go!" A very irritated Laur interrupted.
"I thought it was good," Sirius said.
"Oh yeah," came Laur's sarcasm. "I'm a lesbian with my twin and our best friend. Even though I have a boyfriend."
"A boyfriend?" Remus asked out of nowhere.
"Yeah, a boyfriend Remus," Mel answered a very shocked Remus.
"They've been going out for the past month at least," Lily added.
"Its that one dreamy Ravenclaw, he's a fifth year, and chaser on the house team!"
"Definitely not a bad choice Sis," Mel noted.
"My thoughts exactly," Laur said in a cocky tone.
"So... um, you really like him?" Remus cautiously asked her.
"Yeah Remus. Who wouldn't?! I'd definitely give him a tour around the block, if you know what I mean," Mel elbowed Laur yet again.
"Ow, yeah, besides, what about that one Hufflepuff?" Laurn said running her elbow into Mel's side in return.
"Oh, Amos? Eh..."
"Eh, Mel?" Lily asked, giving her a small smile.
"Amos? Amos Diggory?" Sirius interrupted their 'girl talk'.
"Yes, Amos, come on, I think Laur's gonna go crazy if she doesn't eat," Mel said rushing ahead of the group.
"Oh, I think she's hungry," Laur said watching Mel turn around and wait for them impatiently.
"Pretty boy!?" Sirius said obviously still on the Amos subject.
"What does it matter to you?" Mel snapped.
"Calm down," Laur said watching Sirius look for an excuse.
"Oh will you just shut up Laur? No one asked for you're intake," James told Laur apparently annoyed with her.
He began walking ahead of the group nearing Lily who had just caught up with Mel. But Laur wanted a little payback for his comment. She sneakily stuck her foot out in James' path.
"Ahh!" James yelped, falling on something very cushion like.
"POTTER! REMOVE YOU'RE HANDS NOW!" They heard a muffled voice yell from underneath James.
They all looked down at James and Lily, to find his hands were, indeed in a very inconvenient place for Lily and he wasn't doing much to remove them. He quickly rolled off Lily, his face turning scarlet.
"You nasty perverted arrogant jerk! Don't you EVER fall on top of me again!" Lily yelled at the top of he voice.
"IF YOU WOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR POTIONS PROFESSOR OR DIVINATION TEACHER'S ASS, OR MAYBE JUST ASSES IN GENERAL THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED YOU!" James retaliated.
"Why is James freaking out about us having girl talk?" Mel whispered to Laur, as everyone watched James and Lily screaming back and forth.
"Who cares?!" Sirius said overhearing them.
"It's just a question Black," Mel retorted.
"I'm his best mate!"
"He was my brother way before he was your best mate," Mel complained.
"Like he wants you to be his sister," Sirius commented. She smacked Sirius across the face.
"Blood is thicker then water Black," and she stalked away. Laur watched Remus who was looking at Lily and James argue. Sirius was rubbing his cheek.
"Potter! OH MY GOD! What kind of excuse is that? 'I touched you because I was lonely,' is that what you mean Potter?"
"Hell fucking no!" James said very very red in the cheeks.
"Sounded like it too me!"
"I would never touch your ugly ass."
"It looks like you already did. And if you do it again I'll kill you," she screamed.
"What is that I hear? You're lonely?" Sirius said in a teasing voice, still rubbing his cheek.
"What the hell happened to you?" James said noticing half of his friends face was red.
"Your sister really hits hard!"
"She does?" Lily asked quietly.
"Yes."
"Go away," James turned towards her.
"Okay," but not before she punched James in the face.
"OW!" James yelped. "Now that hurt a lot more then your hit!" he complained.
"Well, maybe if you guys weren't assholes to them, you wouldn't get hurt!" Remus told them, as he watched Laur catch up with her two very angry friends.
"Shut up," they both muttered in unison, running their cheeks.
"Jamie was acting funny after the..."
"Incident? Yeah."
"Yep, we can call it that."
"I noticed it too," Laur said.
"What do you reckon?"
"You don't think he...," Mel said.
"No...never he hates Lily!"
Mel soon got the mischievous look in her eye. The very Potter look.
"You don't think he..," Laur stared at her in disbelief.
"He just might!" Mel yelled excitedly.
"No... what are you on? I told you to quit," Laur says before laughing.
"I'm serious," Mel whined. "No Sirius is Sirius."
"You mean you love Sirius," Laur smirks.
Mel turned a bunch of different colours. "No! I never said that!" Laur began to laugh, as Mel stares evilly at her.
"Besides! You are so crushing on Remus. Just admit it!"
"Anyway," Laur says quickly. "James doesn't like Lily! That's insane, even for you Mel," she grins.
"Nothings too insane for me!" Mel exclaimed.
"Right," Laur said, before coughing and then getting hit by Mel. "ABUSE! RAPE!"
"Both fun!" Mel yelled, hitting her again, everyone begins staring at the twins.
"What!?" Bitchy Mel mode and after realizing it was those crazy hot Potter twins, they turn around."Well, I think it could happen?"
"Yeah sure," Laur says with sarcasm putting a chicken leg into her mouth.
"Come on! Just think about it?!"
"Mel. Come on. I think you know James better then I do. What kind of rubbish is that? Remember how Lily would never sleep over because James would kill her in her sleep?"
"Ahhh..the good old days! But that's not the point! Come on, did you see how he went bright red out there!?"
"He did touch her you-know-what. And you-know-where," Laur said putting some mashed potatoes on her plate and looking up at her twin skeptically.
"Exactly! You think that was just an accident?" Mel asks, stealing the mashed potatoes from her twin, and pouring some onto her plate.
"Hey!" she pulled the tators back. "M-I-N-E. Anyway," she licked the spoon and Mel looked at her in disgust. "Yes it was! I should know!"
"How would you know?" Mel asked upset that her food had been stolen.
"I tripped him!" Laur said laughing while looking at the corn that was a foot away, eying it sickly.
"I was going to do that! But that's not the point. I mean, he could have rolled off her quickly, and made some rude insult. But did he?" Mel said grabbing the corn her sister was staring at.
"Yuck," Laur said still eying the corn. "Still. Listen to me Mel," she said grabbing the corn and throwing it at the Slytherin table. "He hates her. It was awkward. Our brother, mind you, is a sex pig. Of course they were there, he's gonna touch them. You know that."
"Hey I wanted that corn!" Mel screamed. "But forgetting the corn, that I was going to eat but was so rudely thrown at those slimy gits. I know he's a sex pig and all! I mean, how do you think we got so perverted? But you're forgetting, what he used to say about our dear friend Lilian."
"Enlighten me," Laur said grinning looking at Snape who had corn in his hair.
"Oh, good shot! You think he has to wash his hair now?" Mel complimented, watching Snape pull the corn from his hair. "Oh, right, sorry getting off topic. Well, don't you remember how he used to talk about Lily. Always saying things like 'That one friend of yours, that ugly one, what's she doing around me? What if I catch the ugly?' or something like that. I'm sure I can think of something meaner. But now he's always you know, staring!"
"I haven't notice," Laur said indignantly.
"You haven't, eh?" Mel said in a some-what cocky tone. "Just look at him now," she said pointing at their brother along the Gryffindor table.
"He's not staring at her!" Laur elbowed Mel slightly. "Lils is not even here," she said pointing towards the empty seat to her left.
"I swear, you're going blind! That's cause she's not sitting with us! She's talking to that Ravenclaw over there!" Mel elbowed Laur right back, then pointing at her friend.
"Damn! I hate the bitch. She hit a bludger right at me!" Laur said stupidly trying to get up and walk towards Lily but Mel grabbed her and pulled her back down.
"Sit down. Next game I'll hit her with a bludger, okay?" Mel said, pushing Laur into the seat next to her. "Calm down will you? But do you see what I mean? He's staring at her!"
"That stupid slut was just pissed off cause you spotted the snitch, and their seeker wasn't doing anything about it. So she hit you, but you got the Snitch in the end. Along with a night at the Hospital Wing," Mel said, as she pulled Laur back down yet again, after trying to attack the Ravenclaw.
"Are you even paying attention to James?"
"Okay, come on then!" Laur pulled Mel up only to set her down again. "How's my eye liner?"
"For the fourth time, it looks fine! Oh wait...its all smudged! And Remus just noticed! He's laughing, he's actually laughing at you!" Mel said in an over dramatic voice.
"Damn," Laur looked over at Remus. "Thanks for scaring me! And I wasn't fixing it for Remus," she finished blushing.
"Yeah, yeah," Mel said in a sarcastic tone, fixing her hair as she did. "Let's go already!"
"Right," Laur smirked as Mel fixed her hair. They walked over the the Marauders and Laur sat in between Remus and James and Mel sat across from James, next to Sirius.
"Earth to James!" Mel yelled, waving her hand in front of her brother. "Whatcha starring at?" She asked with a small all knowing smile.
"Hey ladies, don't we get a hello?" Sirius asked in a mock hurt voice.
Mel giggled slightly. "So Jamesie? Whatcha staring at?" Mel asked again with an all known smile still plastered on her face.
"Nothing! Why would I be staring at anything!" James half-yelled.
"So," Sirius said.
"Whatever," Laur rolled her eyes. "I should go see Sturgis!"
"He's over there. See him, yeah, good." Remus said in a bitterish voice.
"Oh shut it Remus, you want to go see him, go." Mel told her.
"Thanks," Laur smiled and walked over and started snogging Sturgis after a hello.
"Slut," Remus said as he watched Laur and Sturgis.
"What was that Remus?" Mel asked, watching where his eyes were watching. "You okay? You kind of look pale?" she added.
"Which one's the slut?" Sirius asked quietly.
"What are you whispering about?" Mel asked but Remus ignored her.
"Well, just look at them, both of them are sluts," Remus whispered back ignoring Mel.
"What are you talking about!" Mel asked irritated.
"A little jealous Moony?" Sirius asked with a smile.
"No!" he snapped.
"What's wrong with both of you, actually what's wrong with all three if you, you're acting odd?" Mel said staring at each boy. "And tell me what's going on! Unless you want to get hit again!" Mel held up her hand threateningly.
"I think Remus is a little jealous that he's not getting any action," Sirius smirked.
"I am no--"
"No action Remus?" Lily asked sitting down next to him. Before he could speak Lily pressed her lips against his. Mel watched in disbelief. Sirius and James exchanged glances. Remus looked unnerved but started kissing back wrapping his arms around her.
"Okay!" James threw an roll at them. "Enough!"
"Calm yourself Potter, I just thought I might help one of you guys with your lonely streak. And I thought, why not Remus?" Lily said.
Mel was still watching Remus in disbelief. And then moved her gaze to Lily. "Uh, Lily, can I uh, talk to you. Now?!" Mel didn't wait for a response, but instead grabbed Lily by her robes, dragging her out of the Great Hall.
"What's up?" Lily said licking her lips and watching Remus get smacked by James. Remus was staring at her and she smiled. He smiled back and got another hit from James. "Why is Potter killing Rem?"
"Ugh! Do you know nothing?" Mel asked irritated.
"Nevermind, go back and snog with him again, see if I care!" Mel yelled leaving Lily alone in the corridor as she stormed back to the Great hall.
"Laur! I got to talk to you now." Mel said as she grabbed Laur away from her snog.
"I'll be back. She's in her bitchy mode," Laur whispered to her snog partner.
Mel sat her down at the Gryffindor table, far away from the Marauders, and noticed Lily still hadn't returned.
"Hey Mel, what's up? I was kind of busy," Laur said irritated.
"Yeah, I could kind of see that!" Mel half yelled, moving her gaze from the doors to Laur. "Do you know what Lily just did?"
"Um, unless I can see out of my closed eye-lids, then no," Laur joked checking out Sturgis who was looking at her.
"Will you stop thinking about snogging him for one minute? Because I think what Lily just did is going to be one hell of a problem for all of us. Well at least most of us," Mel corrected.
"What the hell do you mean? Don't do this! Just tell me!" Laur yelled.
"Fine! Okay, this is what happened...See we were just talking, and then someone said something about being lonely, and so Lily started making out with Remus, and that really pissed off James. So that might be a problem for Remus, because James is mad with him, and then it might be a problem for us, because James likes to take his anger out on everyone, and then well, it might be a problem for you cause, well you and Lily might fight or something..." Mel rambled on.
Laur busted out laughing. "You brought me over here for this?" Laur asked standing up.
Mel reached up and grabbed Laur's robes angrily, pushing her back down. "Nevermind. I can't talk to anyone about this! If everyone wants to be a bunch of little sluts then fine, go! Go away! I don't care! I'm leaving!" Mel yelled storming out of the Great Hall, passing Lily who was still standing outside.
"Damn," Laur half laughed. She ran towards the Marauders and grabbed Remus causing Sirius and James to follow. Then they ran out of the Great Hall, which made Lily follow. When they got to the common room they saw Mel sitting on the couch. She tried to go up to the dormitory when she saw them.
"What are you guys staring at!?" Mel yelled catching the attention of everyone. "What!? Why don't you guys go snog in a closet or something! I'm fine!" she told them when she had noticed them staring at her.
"What the hell is going on?" Sirius said what everyone was thinking.
"Do you want to know what's going on?" Mel stood up. "James is in love with Lily! Lily snogged Remus! Sirius is... I don't know but it's pissing me off! And Laur would rather snog Sturgis then Remus who obviously has a crush on her!"
"Hey! I never said that!" Both James and Remus screamed at her in unison.
"Everyone can see it." Mel spat as she stormed up the steps to her room.
Lily and Laur bolted up the stairs behind her leaving the boys in the room speechless.
"Girls," Sirius said leaving. Remus and James turned to each other.
"You love Lily?"
"You love my SISTER?"
"No!" they both said at the same time and ran in opposite directions. Lily and Laur walked in towards Mel.
"I can't believe what you said about Potter, well James. What are you talking about?" Lily asked.
"Don't act like you haven't seen it," Mel said slamming the door to the bathroom after running in.
"Maybe she hasn't! I mean, how can you be so sure anyway?" Laur reasoned.
"You said you agreed with me!"
"What is going on?" Lily asked confused.
"I think I shouldn't have given that tampon to James earlier this morning." Mel came out of the bathroom.
"What did you say?"
"Uh oh," Laur said a smirk on her lips.
"You want to say that again?!" Mel screamed in her face, pushing her on the bed.
"What is wrong with you?" Lily said helping Laur up.
"Ugh! I don't know! I don't know why I'm so upset about this. I just guess this isn't how its supposed to be!"
"It's just, just wrong some how," she added.
"Well, don't take it out on us. Just get over it. What's done is done," Laur said.
"No, I won't get over it," Mel said running a hand through her hair.
"Stop being stubborn."
"You two are the ones that are being stubborn! You can't even see what's in front of you!" Mel ran out of the room and back down the stairs.
"Can't she stay put for five minutes?" Lily asked as her and Laur followed her out of the room.
"Mel!" Laur called. When she came downstairs she saw Remus reading and Mel sitting next to him quietly.
"Can't you tell us what you mean?" Lily asked.
"James likes you!"
"No he doesn't!" Remus said.
"How do you know?" Mel snapped.
"I asked him."
"Why is this about me?" Lily asked. "I'm a bitch to him."
"He doesn't really believe that," Remus protested. "He just doesn't like you."
"He does like her!"
"No!" Remus said. "He barely thinks of her as a friend. He HATES HER!!"
"No," Mel said stubbornly.
"HE THINKS SHE'S A BITCH!" Remus yelled. Lily ran up to her dormitory crying.
"Nice going Remus. For someone so smart you can be a real dumbass!" Mel yelled. "And besides, you just said that he DIDN'T think she was a bitch to him."
"Oh shut up, Mel. Why do you think you know what's going on with everyone all of a sudden?" Laur asked.
"Well, maybe cause I do," Mel said sarcastically. "Besides you guys couldn't be more obvious," she added.
"You know, you're not helping much either Mel," Remus said, returning to his book.
"Just shut up the both of you! Go on falling for my sister! And you go avoid it all, and snog Sturgis!" Mel yelled running up to the girls dormitory.
"Hey Laur," Remus looked up. "Thanks... for standing up for me. You're... amazing like that sometimes... I didn't mean to--"
"Oh my god!" Laur said. "Mel is right."
"No," Remus said. "I mean, I don't have a reason not too..."
"Oh my god!" Laur ran out of the portrait hole.
"Lily?" Mel asked opening the door to see the curtains around Lily's bed were closed.
"What now Mel? Have you come to yell at me too about how I'm such a bitch?" Lily replied.
Mel walked over and opened the curtains showing Lily's tear streaked face. "No, and I'm sorry for being a bitch. Just I'm so irritated," Mel said sitting beside Lily.
"Do you really think James likes me like that?" Lily asked worried.
"Uh, Um..." Mel paused wondering if she should lie or not. "Uh, no, I think I was just pissed off so I started to make up things," she said looking away from Lily's eyes. "Uh, look Lily, don't beat you're self up about this. I have to go meet Amos. I'll see you later tonight." Mel left the room quickly.
She ran back down to the common room to find Remus alone, and Laur gone. "Where's Laur?"
"She left in kind of a hurry," Remus responded not looking up from his book.
"What did you say to her?"
"I didn't say anything," he said putting down his book.
"Yes you did, what happened after I left?" she ordered sitting beside him.
"I might have said something to make her leave," he picked up his book and began to pretend reading to avoid her eyes.
"Remus...what's you say?" Mel said, her temper rising again.
"Well, she might have said that you were right...and I might have said that I didn't have a reason to."
"But that's a lie Remus!'" Mel jumped up, grabbing his book away, and tossing it across the room.
"Why do you keep accusing everyone of things?" Remus asked calmly.
"I--That's not the point! You do have a crush on her!" Mel screamed.
"Weren't you going somewhere?"
"Well I was," Mel said sitting down putting an arm around Remus. "But I find it more interesting here."
"I didn't do anything!"
"Aww, does Remi have a crush on Laur?"
"No!"
"Yes," Mel laughed.
"I mean, I think she's cute..."
"Cute?" Mel laughed.
"Okay, more then cute. But she has Stur--"
"No wonder you hate him!"
"I don't hate him!"
"You love Laur!"
"No!"
"Why can't you tell me?"
"She's my best mate's sister," Remus said as though it were obvious.
"So," Mel said, "Are you telling me that if I kissed you right now, you wouldn't kiss me back?" Mel said with a very mischievous look in her eye.
"Well, uh, wait Mel, you're not are you? I mean, I am a guy and I do kind of have a little thing called hormones." Remus edged away from her.
"But, I'm you're best mates sister, wouldn't you just stop kissing me and push me off?" Mel said a smile tugging at her lips.
"That's not fair.. I don't know," he said not too sure of himself.
"And don't you find me cute too?" Mel asked getting to her point.
"Well, sure you're cute and all. But--"
"But you're in love with my sister!" Mel jumped up excitedly.
"But-but-but Mel, you're not being fair! I never said I liked your sister like that!"
"Just admit it Remus. But there is something that is puzzling me," Mel said, thinking.
"I don't, and what now?"
"Well, why did you start kissing Lily?"
"No, she started kissing me," he corrected.
"Good point. You wouldn't start snogging Lily because you're madly in love with my sister."
"Mel! Stop doing that! Stop twisting my words around like that!"
"Sorry, oh I just pictured something!"
"What now?!" Remus half yelled.
"You guys would be the cutest couple!"
"Shut up Mel! Besides, if I did like her like that, which I'm not saying that I do, it couldn't work, because she loves that asshole Strugis!"
"Temper temper. No need for name calling, just because he's snogging your potential girlfriend, does not mean you can be rude," Mel teased.
"Ugh! You really can be a bitch," he muttered under his breath.
"I know, I know, but forget about that. Once I get you to actually say that you fancy Laur, then I have to think how to get Laur to do the same."
"I've got it! Oh hey Lily, finally came out?" Mel greeted Lily as she came down the stairs.
"Weren't you going to meet Amos?" She asked, heading toward the portrait hole.
"Oh yeah!"
"Sorry about before Lily," Remus said quietly as Mel left.
"No, I'm sorry, I don't know why I did that Remus." Lily sat across from Remus on a chair.
"The kiss?"
"Well, yeah, it was kinda, well, I don't know, I wasn't thinking," she muttered.
"I understand. I'm confused about something too. I mean, I'm thinking about some of the stuff Mel was saying," Remus frowned in thought
"So its true? Mel's right? Ugh I hate it when she's right." Lily let out a sigh.
"I never said that!" Remus said indignantly.
"Oh, yeah, sorry, but you know, well Mel may have a point," Lily said sheepishly.
"What do you mean by that?!" Remus raised his voice.
"Nothing nothing, I just thought that maybe-"
"Maybe what? Eh!?"
Lily looked for the words with out getting him more upset. "Well, uh, its just that--"
"Just that what?" he cut her off.
"Remus calm down! I didn't mean anything by it! Just Mel can be right about somethings."
"But... my best mate's sister," he said quietly.
"What was that last part?" Lily asked intently.
"I can't be in love with Lauren!" he cried.
"Are you implying something?" Lily asked curiously.
"I," he said slowly. "Hate Sturgis Podmore!"
"I can see why now too!" Lily said excitedly, before running out the portrait hole, before Remus could retaliate.
Laur and Sturgis sat in the Astronomy tower snogging like normal.
"Something on your mind, babe?" Sturgis broke off. Laur had to do a double take. And swore Sturgis in a different light looked like Remus.
"Uh, um, no, nothings on my mind...Just was uh, looking st the stars," she said quickly.
"So... wanna?" he asked. Laur knew what he meant.
"Here? Now?" she was still a virgin after all. "I mean, we haven't been going out for a month."
"Only?" Sturgis raised an eyebrow.
"Ugh, thanks for remembering," Laur said sarcastically.
"That's not what I meant, you know that," he started unbuttoning her shirt.
"Stop it! Will you keep your pants on for one second? Maybe I just want to talk," Laur said, moving away from him, re-buttoning her shirt.
"Talk?" he said disappointed.
"Yeah."
"I thought you were easy."
"Is that the only reason why you asked me out?" Laur stood up.
"Well, you are a Potter." SLAP! "You asshole! Get away from me you nasty pervert! Or you'll have a lot more pain than just that!!" She yelled, her voice echoing throughout the Hogwarts' grounds.
"Why didn't you just ask out my sister then if the only reason you liked me was cause I'm a Potter!"
"Well, I saw you first, and Amos is kinda big," he said stupidly. Laur would have laughed if she wasn't so pissed.
"Get a life Podmore," she left.
"Wait! Does that me you're not coming back for some fun!?" he called after her. The finger was shown next.
Laur let out a irritated moan, turning around and kicking him in the most inconvenient place. "There may you never be able to have children! Or at least need some Viagra!" she yelled
"Bitch!" he squeaked
She didn't care, she just ran as fast as she could into the common room. Trying to keep herself calm which failed when tears fell.
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"I hate you James Potter!"
"What the hell did I do?" he called.
"It's because of your name that people think I'm a slut!"
"Sturgis?" asked Lily leading Laur to the couch.
Sirius and Mel weren't there yet but Remus was now looking at her with sadness in his eyes.
"What'd he do to you?" Remus asked getting up from his seating as if he were going to go find him and beat him to a bloody pulp.
"Remus, calm down. It's nothing that bad. Besides, I think I already hit him hard enough."
"Well, what happened?" Lily asked sitting beside her on the couch.
"Nothing, he just wanted to do something that I really didn't want to," Laur replied as if it were nothing.
Now James stood up too with Remus. "Where is he?" he asked calmly.
"James, I swear if either of you do anything I'll tell what happened our third year summer break," Laur warned.
"You wouldn't." James said in a would-be-calm voice.
"I would, now sit down the both of you. Where's Mel?"
"I never thought about it? She left a little earlier," Lily said.
"I think with Amos," added Remus.
"But I just saw Amos, and she's not with him."
"I'll get Sirius to go find her, I think he has the, uh, I mean I think he might know where she is," James said.
"Oy! Padfoot! Get down here!" After several minutes of no one responding, James went up to their room to go investigate, to find Sirius wasn't there.
"Hey, Moony, did Sirius say he was leaving?"
"Great, now we have to look for the both of them?"
Just as though Sirius and Mel heard them, they walked into the common room. Remus was standing up with James looking murderous, Lily was comforting Laur.
"Hey mate--" Sirius began cheerfully but then saw Laur.
"What's going on?" Mel asked quickly going to her side.
"Nothing! Honestly I'm fine! I just got a little mad at Podmore." Laur reasoned.
"Podmore?" Sirius said. "Don't you mean Sturgis? Okay, spill," Sirius said like a girl and causing James to roll his eyes.
"Nope, I mean Podmore. He's such an ass! He wanted to get more then he was offered, and then he made some rude comment, about why he asked me out in the first place," Laur said, smiling slightly at how femine Sirius had just sounded.
"Wait!" Remus demanded. "More then he was offered?" Remus took out his wand. "That's it," he ran out the portrait hole.
"Will one of you stop him?" Laur asked looking from Sirius to James expectantly, but neither moved.
"Ugh, fine! I'll do it," Mel said, rolling her eyes at them.
Suddenly everyone, who seemed to be taking Mel's lead, ran out the portrait hole. They reached the Great Hall...
Sturgis and Remus were yelling back and forth.
"What did you do to her?" Remus demanded.
"Nothing, the prude bitch wouldn't let me even touch her shirt." SMACK.
"Don't call her that."
"I hope you have better luck," Podmore smirked. SMACK.
"Not that you could goth boy," guess what? SMACK
"I'm not Gothic," Remus said indignantly.
"No of course not, you only dress in all black," Sturgis said sarcastically.
"Are you always this moronic? I'm in my Gryffindor robes if you haven't noticed! All the robes are black! and besides, so what!" Remus yelled, just then noticing all of them staring at him and Sturgis. (Lauren, Mel, James, and Sirius is who I mean by them)
And then for what seemed for no apparent reason Remus slapped him again, knocking Sturgis on the floor. "Hey! What the hell was that for!?" he yelled running his cheek.
"I just felt like hitting you," he spat, kicking him.
"Should someone stop them?" Mel whispered to Lauren.
"It's too hot though!" Lauren exclaimed. "How's my eye liner?"
"I see where you'd get that impression." Mel whispered back, rolling her eyes again. "And it's just fine!"
Sirius was pulling Remus off of Sturgis who was getting held back by James.
"Hey Rem," Laur said winking at the girls and walking toward him. He looked up, very hotly in Laur's opinion.
"Yeah?" She kissed him. At first innocently, but then he deepened it.
"Man, now I feel left out. I'm the only one who hasn't kissed Remus!" Mel pouted, although smiled all the same.
Sturgis lounged at them but was caught by Sirius.
After hearing Mel's comment Remus at her grinning.
"Thanks," Laur whispered before walking away.