I own no one. Paige Walker will be a figment of my imagination. Though I would love to have a Ranger hanging out at my beck and call. This is my first real FanFic. Hoping this will become a multiple chapter FanFic, unless it's not very good, so let me know!

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In a blur of yellow and blue spandex, Lula burst into the bonds office yelling something indiscernible about Trenton PD. "Did you see her? Why they decided on that skinny ass is a mystery and all, but, damn! She got that whole department in a tight spot if you know what I mean."

Connie looked up from her nail filing with a strange look informing her overly spandex clad filing/bounty hunting friend she had no idea what she was talking about. "What you are saying is obviously news to me, and that is saying something. Should we get on the gossip line?"

"No way! I saw her with my own two eyes! All I can say is, damn! She just near arrived!" Lula blurted placing two slightly beefy hands on what can only be described as an overly taught banana peel mini skirt.

"If you care to explain, I'm all ears." Connie replied setting her nail file aside, listening with piqued interest.

"Well, I was taking my skip into the police office, which you know I hate doing cuz them cops give me the Willies, but a girl's gotta get her manicure and all, and when I dropped him off, there she was! Swaying those little hips and those long legs in one them fancy designer suits. I mean, I could have given her a few pointers in fashion, but the way she walked and flipped that…"

"You have a body receipt?" Connie interrupted.

"Yea. I got old man street flasher George Drockett. He and I use to be pretty tight on the corner if you know what I mean. So I convinced him, only as Lula can, to get in and go down to the police station. I might have also told him that if he got released we could meet later. That's when I saw Miss Fancy Pants walking down the hall at the station and…."

"You telling me that TPD's got a new hire?"

"I'm tellin' you it's more than a new hire she-"

"I didn't hear anything about this on the vine." Connie stated pointedly.

"She just arrived!" Huffing irritably

"Just in today?"

"Last minute."

"I can't hardly believe this. Just like believing you're waving a body receipt in my face. Tell me more about this woman." Connie pried.

"Hmmph. AS I was saying. She was all designer and shit and boy when she flipped that hair! Whoo! I thought I was going to wet myself! And I'm straight you know? I don't think I'd ever seen reddish color like that. Maybe I should change mine to look more powerful." Lula whipped out a mirror pausing as she began examining her magenta hued braids snaking across her scalp. She snapped the mirror closed, "So I seen her walkin' past the desk and giving one of them fancy friendly smiles to docket man, like they was best friends, only she just arrived, and walked straightway down the hall."

"So TPD has a new officer," Connie waved off nonchalantly, "it's not earth shattering."

"But you didn't see what I had seen." Lula protested back.

Connie briefly studied Lula not realizing the significance of what she was describing. "Let me get this straight: TPD gets a new hire and you're in a huff because a pretty woman walks down the hall this morning?"

"Not pretty, honey! She's like X-Men Jean/Phoenix-crazy-power-woman Woman sexy!"

"Jean Grey X-Men 2 or 3?"

"Two."

"Really?"

"Uh huh."

"Whoa."

"Tell me about it! But that ain't all! Using my fine honed sleuthing skills I got the down lo' on Miss Skinny Ass. She's a transfer from Miami to fill a position with Trenton."

"Just how much of a filling are we talking about?"

"Permanent." Lula paused. "Permanent homicide."

"Permanent homicide." Connie repeated.

"Uh huh."

"I wonder if she's got something to do with the rise in crime? There are much more dead people turning up on the streets and river."

"Whatever it is, my radar is all out of whack. My needle is going round and round."

The silence hung briefly between the two women as they contemplated the magnitude of this new arrival and sudden slew of information. Connie tapped her now perfectly filed nail on the desk taking this in with great interest. "So we have a new X-woman of mystery in town."

"What X-woman of mystery?" Came a voice from the door.

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It would be great if there were some reviews and feedback! I've decided to try a full blown fanfic, but I'm still really new with this and want to know if it something I should continue.