FF7 talk show
(Techno FF theme plays)
Cloud: Welcome to the ff7 talk show, starring:
Me
Barret
Aeris
Yuffie
Tifa
Cid
Vincent
Sephiroth
Cait Sith
red XIII
and the Shinra people
Cloud: Today's topic is going to be " How would you kill a chocobo?"
Sephiroth: STAB IT! Of course!
Aeris: Sephy! That's cruel! I'd only kill it if it was an evil chocobo.
Sephiroth: Then how would you kill it? Huh?
Aeris: I'd shoot it and not let it suffer, unlike you! XP
Sephiroth: You don't want to get me mad! I'll kill you... Again! (stands up and pulls out sword)
(Security comes and pulls him away)
Yuffie: I'd do it the traditional way. Cut its head off.
Barret:I agree with Aeris. Shoot it.
Cid: I'd blow it up with dynamite! Tee-hee. :P
Tifa: I'd punch it to death.
Red XIII: I would rip it to peices.
Cait Sith: I have much better stuff to do then kill a chocobo.
Vincent: I'd rip it apart just like the moogles.
Cloud: ( looks back and forth and sneaks some beer into his coffee. looks up, smiles and pours out coffee.) Ummmmm. Oh. I'd just do what Yuffie said.
Cloud: Thanks for watching the FF7 talk show. See you in the next chapter.
(Sephy comes in wearing a strait-jacket looking at Aeris Madly.)
(Game over theme in rockversion.)
(Techno FF theme plays)
Cloud: Welcome to the ff7 talk show, starring:
Me
Barret
Aeris
Yuffie
Tifa
Cid
Vincent
Sephiroth
Cait Sith
red XIII
and the Shinra people
Cloud: Today's topic is going to be " How would you kill a chocobo?"
Sephiroth: STAB IT! Of course!
Aeris: Sephy! That's cruel! I'd only kill it if it was an evil chocobo.
Sephiroth: Then how would you kill it? Huh?
Aeris: I'd shoot it and not let it suffer, unlike you! XP
Sephiroth: You don't want to get me mad! I'll kill you... Again! (stands up and pulls out sword)
(Security comes and pulls him away)
Yuffie: I'd do it the traditional way. Cut its head off.
Barret:I agree with Aeris. Shoot it.
Cid: I'd blow it up with dynamite! Tee-hee. :P
Tifa: I'd punch it to death.
Red XIII: I would rip it to peices.
Cait Sith: I have much better stuff to do then kill a chocobo.
Vincent: I'd rip it apart just like the moogles.
Cloud: ( looks back and forth and sneaks some beer into his coffee. looks up, smiles and pours out coffee.) Ummmmm. Oh. I'd just do what Yuffie said.
Cloud: Thanks for watching the FF7 talk show. See you in the next chapter.
(Sephy comes in wearing a strait-jacket looking at Aeris Madly.)
(Game over theme in rockversion.)