"Yuri Yuri Yuri Dayo"
-Just to Pass the Time and Entertain Myself-
1: Sweet Scent
Disclaimer: I would've own Lucky Star if it weren't for those meddling kids. So I don't own it.
In the succeeding days that followed after Hajime left Japan for America, Konata checks up on Kagami to see how she is doing. While they're having a good conversation on the phone, news of a breakout in jail is reported live. But that's a tale for another story (simply speaking the sequel of Kagami in the Rain).
"Seriously, you don't have any intention of doing your homework?" Kagami, concerned with her friend's status in life, said over the phone.
"Anyway, I'm coming over tomorrow. Better prepare your notes, Kagamin."
"Hey, you keep that up and you'll screw up another semester."
"I'm just going to wing it the night before."
"You don't change, do you?"
"See you tomorrow, Kagamin!"
She admits it: it's hard to be the one being depended on. But sometimes it can be fun as some people think that she's an excellent role model. A little later, she'll come to realize that in the world of yurism, everyone's a role model. Rule number one: everyone can be an image to others…especially when it involves two girls.
The next day, Konata helped herself to some of Kagami's usual notes during the previous semester (which was only a few days ago). Scribble here and scribble there…it's an endless volley of scribbles over the tens of trees in a single page of the notebook. It doesn't feel any different when she comes over to copy someone's homework. It just goes to show that being smart can be a pain sometimes.
Sorry about that.
Konata's nose caught the smell of an unfamiliar scent inside the room. It was obviously perfume but from where? After sniffing several times, she traced the origin at Kagami herself. The distance of the nose and the skin were dead close.
"W-What is it?" Kagami asked.
"For an ordinary shrine maiden, you sure know how to pick a good perfume." Konata replied grinning.
"I-It's a gift from my uncle abroad."
"It smells like strawberries." Konata drew even closer with her nose now touching Kagami's body. Readers with low willpower, now is the time to close this screen.
"H-Hey Konata, what are you doing?"
"I can't get enough of this scent." She continued sniffing and sniffing until they were on the verge of falling down.
"Konata, we're going to fall!"
"Strawberries are very addictive. I want to smell more!"
"Smell more"…that's a phrase rarely seen in the billions of people speaking.
"Konata, if you want to try it on just ask." Kagami said nervously. "Don't smell me like some maniac."
Too late, they both fell on the floor with Konata still addictively sniffing her friend from head to toe. Her nose is practically touching every part of her friend's body, sniffing every second. The scene is so shivering; words aren't enough to describe such an act.
"Konata, no…aaaaaahhh—that's my…"
"Strawberry, you satisfy my satisfaction!"
"Please…stop…"
She tries to break free but the sniffer's hands have her pinned down. Eventually, she cries in agony (is it really that agonizing?). Just outside Kagami's room, Tsukasa stood in front of the door but didn't even make an attempt to go in. She was trembling from head to toe after hearing sounds of…how to describe it…pain—yes, pain. A few minutes later, the activity stops and the wailing ends. It was now safe to enter no-girls' land.
"Onee-chan…" Tsukasa whispered.
"Not now…I'm busy!" Kagami replied, gasping every seven to ten seconds.
"Strawberries…they smell sooooooooooo gooooooooood…" Konata said, lying down next to Kagami.
"Strawberries…?"
"Get us some strawberries from the fridge."
"I love strawberries! I love strawberries!"
In the end…they didn't finish any homework on that particular day.