A Walk Down Memory Lane
Act 4: Mannly Orange and Bitter Lime
Chapter 1: A Familiar Face
Disclaimer: Why the hell would I own anything made by Game Freak and Nintendo?
[Forest Funk, Super Meat Boy]
"So this is Pinwheel Forest, right?" Young Sean kicked a pebble away from his feet.
"Yes, from the fifth generation. And one of my favorites generations also" Sean held his broadsword, Plague of Sorrows, over his shoulder as the two continued walking through the forest.
"HEY YOU!"
A small kid wearing a yellow shirt, blue shorts, and a blue baseball cap came from out of the grass.
"Once you make eye contact with a another trainer, you have to battle!"
"What? No I don't want to-"
YOUNGSTER JOEY WANTS TO BATTLE!
Youngster Joey sent out Rattata!
What will Young Sean do?
"I used, PISTOL!"
Young Sean put a bullet into the rat creatures brain
Rattata is dead!
"Huh. I guess your Rattatas in the top percentage of deceased Rattata, huh?" Young Sean kicked the dead purple creature out of the way, pushed the kid away, and continued walking.
"Sorry about what he just did. Uh, try to find a new Pokemon, okay?" Sean sighed, following after Young Sean sighed.
"But... Who am I gonna troll now about my Rattata?" Joey sighed, beginning to cry.
"God damn it! Get lost you darn Audino! You suck! Stop going into rustling grass!" Young Sean kicked the Pokemon in the face, continuing the expedition to find the Skyarrow bridge.
"Let go of me already, damn it!"
A female voice could be heard a little farther up ahead.
"Wait a minute... That sounds like..." Sean began running towards the direction the voice came from.
"Wait for me, older me!" Young Sean soon followed after him.
"Solleana... We need to talk..." Dark Sean stood in front of the cell of the prisoner, Jacob and Solleana.
"What, I didn't eat the soul of any new recruit!" The succubus nervously licked her lips.
"It's not that... But it seems that your giving this prisoner... A lot more than he would ever need..."
"And what makes you say that?"
Inside Jacobs cell was a king size bed, a plasma screen television, a computer, and a large buffet of freshly made food.
"... Do you really think I can't tell?"
"I'm sorry sir... I'll stop giving him things..." Solleana slid her demon tail through the bars of the cells door, handing the prisoner some utensils.
"Eh, I don't really care. He's going to die any-"
"SIR!" Yolin burst into the jail.
"What is it now, Yolin?"
"The Doctor is still in the forest! With one of the new prisoners!"
"Oh god damn it... It just HAD to be her that he kidnapped..." Dark Sean sighed, not noticing Solleana sliding a television remote through the bars.
"Wait, who is it that you think it is, old me?" Young Sean followed after Sean, the two bursting out into a grove.
"... Her..." Sean pointed to the middle of the grove, at a young woman. She had shimmering silver hair that went down to her back, emerald green eyes that you could get lost in, and wore a black tank top and black jeans. She turned towards the two, showing the large gash she had on her forehead.
"SE-SEAN?" A look of surprise and happiness came on her face.
"SAMANTHA!" Sean stood their, frozen in shock that he had finally found his girlfriend.
Samantha, Girlfriend and Fiancée of Sean.
Age: 16. But is 80000 years old in Wyverian years
Species: Wyverian
Theme Song: Everlasting Word, Monster Hunter Tri
Appearance: Long silver hair that reaches her back, emerald green eyes, pink lips, pointed ears. Wears a diamond ring, a Alatreon ring, a black tank top, and black jeans with chains on the pockets.
Likes: Her kids, Pyke and Telesia. Sean, her friends, monster hunting, eating, making people happy, seafood, weapons.
Dislikes: Foes, Nega Sean, trumpets, douchebags
Backstory: Daughter of the famous Argosy sea captain, she resides in the town of Moga Village, hunting monsters, helping out the town, and making money, weapons and armor. On one of her quests, she saved Sean from a Rathian and Rathalos. After that she took care of him for a while, getting the poison out of him. They eventually fell in love. She still lives in the town, but now with her two kids, Pyke and Telesia, as well as Sean and her pet monsters, Azura, Frog, and Rioresu.
"Wait... That's... Samantha?" Young Sean looked at her, and then to the poster of her that he had in his bag, looking back from her to the poster.
"Wait... WHAT THE HELL!? THIS CHICK ON THE POSTER ISN'T EVEN HER!" Young Sean was confused.
"What are you talking about?"
"This isn't her! This is just some girl named... Alexia? What kind of name is that? Why the hell is it drawn over the name, Samantha?"
"Oh... I just remembered... The people who made the posters for the show misprinted the names and pictures of some contestants and a few of the posters. Like, I remember my name was put onto the poster of this guy named CrazyGoblinBoy. And Nega had his picture put onto the poster of a girl named Elwyn. Guess Sam had that same problem with her posters..." Sean shrugged.
"How could you not tell what your OWN fiancée looks like?!"
"You only showed me the name, you didn't show me the entire poster. Hence, why I thought it was Samantha."
"Wow... You were right... She is HOT..." Young Sean continued checking her out, some drool pouring from the kids lips.
"Hey! B*tch! I told you to shut up a hour ago! Do you want to another wound in your head again?" A rock slammed into Samantha's head, knocking her to the ground and drawing some blood from the new wound.
"Who the heck does that to a cute girl!?" Young Sean already pulled out his hatchet, the Plague of Anguish.
A figure stepped out from the forest. The figure wore a top hat, a monocle, and a fancy tuxedo.
But... The weird thing was...
He had no body. His body was only a jar... And inside that jar was...
A fetus?
"Doctor Fetus?!" Sean yelled, confused.
"I go to take a quick leak and your crying again!? God! You're more annoying than Bandage Girl!" The Doctor glared down at her with his rather expressive monocle.
"Who the heck were you... Yelling... At..." Doctor Fetus then slowly turned to the two Sean's.
"YOU TWO!?" He jumped a little.
"Why the hell do you have my girlfriend!?" Sean was ready to kill the fancy fetus.
"Because my boss, Dark Sean, hates you. And since he provided me with a good paycheck, I work for him!"
"GIVE US BACK THE HOT GIRL! NOW!" Young Sean charged at the doctor.
"You'll have to catch me first, f**kers!" Doctor Fetus kicked the rising Samantha back to the ground, grabbed her by the ankle, flipped off the two Sean's, and ran off further into the forest, dragging Samantha along on her face.
"GET BACK HERE!" Sean charged after them, a fire in his eyes.
"Give us back our hot girlfriend!" Young Sean followed pursuit, chasing after also.
And so it begins! A new act!