hope you like this it is my second death battle on here i also wanna make it a rap battle cause someone had to do it oh and to avoid any confusion this is grian from samgladiator's yandere high school who is voiced by the youtuberwiz:youtube a place where people can get a laugh
boomstick:wait a minute this fanfiction is based off of a youtube series
wiz:sighboomstick:anyway but these characters from youtube shows are the people in their group of friends who have the most common sense
wiz:pear the smartest fruit in the annoying orange kitchen
boomstick:grian sam and taurtis's brittish friend
wiz:and red guy the first don't hug me i'm scared character to usually be annoyed by the teachers
boomstick:he's wiz and i'm boomstick
wiz:and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skill to find out who would win a death battle
pear analysis
wiz:in a whole kitchen full of talking food annoyed by an orange
boomstickone fruit is super boring
wiz:i'm not sure boring is the termed i'd use
shows clip
pear:i am pear here me sing
boomstick:that was slightly less boring
wiz:yes all pear wants to do is sit and read bbut his friends get in the way kinda reminds me of something
boomstick:really what?
wiz:nevermind
boomstick:okay so pear has come back from a zombie apocalypse and much more
wizyou also might not wanna make him angry i mean not on hulk level but he gets really aggressive
boomstick:he can also pick things up despite not having arms that would come in handy
wiz:...anyway his biggest thing though are the powers he gained once shows clip of pear getting gills
boomstick:something's fishy here
wiz:sigh anyway this was another thing he gained the others called boring but he proved them wrong when it turned out he actually gained aquaman like powers
boomstick:that is great wiz but that's not his most impressive
wiz:than what is
boomstick:putting up with orange
wiz:you're one to talk
boomstick:what
wiz:nothing okay so anyway pear is far from perfect though first of all when he was brought back to life it was plot conveniece so a knife would still probably kill him
boomstick:also he is probably the weakest fruit as he was the only fruit who lost fruits vs zombies
wiz:i hope for his sake he can win this
grian analysis
cue wolf in sheeps clothing by samgladiator
wiz:in england there was a very intelligent kid named grian
boomstick:wait wrong clips this is minecraft
wiz:no the whole thing is a minecraft roleplay
boomstick:really?
wiz:yeah so anyway he even skipped ahead a grade at 7
boomstick:unfortunately his parents split up so he moved to get his mind off it
wiz:but due to a mix up they put him in with the 7 year olds
boomstick:that's when he met sam and taurtis
wiz:they however got off to a rough start cause due to his parents divorce he wasn't exactly nice to them
grian:want some pocky
taurtis:my dad says i'm not suppose to take candy from strangers
samyeah
grian:i was gonna say good cause you can't have any
boomstick:oh man what a jerk i'm starting to see why sam and taurtis end up being mean to him in high school
wiz:well you can't blame him he was going through a hard time anyway as a minecraft avatar he can build pretty much anything
boomstick:he is also as wiz stated super intelligent as he is the only yandere high school character to notice stuff that are odd
wiz:he also carries a rusty blade which he gained from yakuzakaru
boomstick:he also has a sniper riffle wiz are you sure he's not my son that you taught
wiz:sigh yes boomstick i'm sure but his most powerful weapon is the necronamicon
boomstick:the necronamicon is a book from the underworld that sam taurtis and grian found that can warp reality and take them to alternate universes
wiz:according to cthulu sam was supposed to find it but grian just happened to
boomstick:okay this kid is basically your brains with my weaponry so what weaknesses could he have
wiz:well we only seven year old grian in the prequel and teenaged grian in the better one's so we never get to see what he can do as a adult
boomstick:that's it
wiz:that and he was seemingly wiped out of existence in the second half of tokyo soul but other than this the kid can still hold his own
red guy analysis
wiz in a house full of talking objects one creature...
red guy:excuse me but this analysis is very boring
boomstick:WIZ ANOTHER ONE!!!
wiz:facepalm yeah
red guy:hey not my fault you decided to pair me against a pear and a teenager
wizokay why not you tell us what you have so you can prove why you win
red guy:gladly so i'm not exactly proud of this one but paige made me create a real human heart and have hammerspace
boomstick:yeah aren't you also smarter than your friends?
red guy:well duh being older of course i am
wiz:well that's nothing compared to your resistance
red guy:yeah paige wasn't able to change me
boomstick:plus colin couldn't trap you in the worst place ever shivers computers
red guy:... is he always like this
wiz:sigh yes but anyway you are also insanely durable being able to survive your head exploding
red guy:yes yes yes really boring stuff like that
boomstick:BORING WHAT!!!
wiz:hey red guy don't you have a show to watch
red guy:oh yeah i'm going to miss my show i'm sorry don't worry i'll be back in time for the fight
boomstick:good thing he's obsessed with tv anyway he is very powerful but isn't much of a fighter
wiz:exactly even though he's the protagonist the way he beat roy didn't require fighting also he never gets excited about anything
boomstick:but despite this he still has some incredible abilities
the battle
wiz:alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all
boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
in the kitchen dr.banana gets the fruits together
orangeso you invented a portal to a alternate universe what's the big peal laughs
dr.banana:well i wanna test it on pear
pear:umm okay where do you wanna send me
dr.banana:to a universe like sesame street
marshmellow:YAY!!! I LOVE SESAME STREET
dr.banana:if it were a horror
pear:nope nope nope i'm backing out
but before he can leave orange spits a seed accidentally knocking pear in at a high school in tokyo sam was still trying to get grian to give him the necronamicon
grian:sam i still think it's better in my hands the magic book started glowing then everything got blurry when everything went back to normal grian found himself in a different place with a wanted poster hanging with a puppet a duck and a creature that didn't look familiar
grian:necronamicon what universe did you take me to?
necronamiconit's like the show sesame street but much darker
grian sarcastically:well that's reassuring
suddenly a portal opens bringing pear out
pear:grunt i'm so gonna KILL ORANGE WHEN I GET BACK
just than pear and grian noticed each other
grian:a talking pear okay sam is right i should be use to this but like no arms no legs just a pear that talks
pear:hey you don't look much normal either dude i mean how are you speaking you don't have a mouth
grian:that's it my friends can talk to me that way but from you those are fighting words
red guy:excuse me i couldn't help but here your really boring fight and was wondering...
pear:THAT'S IT MY FRIENDS CAN CALL ME BORING BUT FROM SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW IT'S PERSONAL!!#
grian:what a minute you were one of the people on that wanted poster
red guy:wanted poster okay i didn't wanna do this but if it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get
fight!
grian and red guy get into a hand to hand combat pear cockblocked them grian thought about what to do then got an idea and pulled out his rusty blade
grian:haven't used this since i was 7 but here it goes
pear:THAT IS A HUGE KNIFE!!!
grian was confused by pear calling it a knife but shrugged it off and started chasing pear with the rusty blade and he eventually caught him and cut him into pear slices
KO!!!
grian:okay now i have to find that red spaghetti mop looking creature
red guy then comes in and knocks the rusty blade out of grian's hand then they started trading blows grian hits red guy red guy kicks grian grian builds a canon and shoots red guy with it it knocks red guy into roy's control room but he was still alive then grian follows
red guy:this is getting really boring
grian:i actually agree let's make it more interesting he then grabs out his sniper rifle and shoots red guy with it
grianwell that was intense now necronamicon can you please take us home
KO!
boomstick:woah woah woah a teenager beat a grown up whatever the heck he is
wiz:well pear lost first because he's a pear the real fight was between grian and red guy and while red guy is older grian has better weaponry is much smarter anand has basically everything else
boomstick:looks like they are a pear of red spaghetti now
wiz:winner is grian
boomstick:next time on death battle
marv:IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!! HYPERFORCE RED ACTIVATE POWER UP
taurtis:buddy my best friend is yandere so you don't wanna do this
cooper singing:do you know when you long for something and then it's pulled away marv and grian give him weird looks
marv vs taurtis vs cooper
hope you enjoyed i know yellow guy is the only one we actually see has a wanted poster but i needed a reason for grian to fight red guy so... also the preview is another one i'm planning but unlike this one with crocker vs baldi i don't wanna make that preview just yet cause first i wanna do this same match up but as a rap battle and i wanna do a yandere\love crazy free for all but not as a death battle so please let me know what you liked and what i can improve on please