PERCY POV
Ah the smell of grass in the morning.
"Percy!"
I turn around to see the goatman of the universe... If that made any sense.
"Hey was up G-man of the universe" I said. "Did I just say that out loud?" Did I just say THAT out loud?
"Wha?" Grover said with a puzzled look. "Anyways, the gods just called a meeting and they want you there"
At the meeting
"Hello fellow gods, demi-gods, satyrs, naiads, centaur, floor, ceiling, column, thrones, pretty flowers..." Zeus said while looking dreamily at some flowers.
"Ummmm, uncle? " Percy said
"Pretty flowers" Zeus said still, you know looking like he wants to MARRY those flowers.
Cough cough
"Preetttty fffllloowweerrss"
"Yeah, some flowers. Anyway what he ment to say was- ZEUS STOP TOUCHING THOSE FLOWERS- was that we are moving" Poseidon said
"Father he is kissing them know" Percy said
"O boy"
"I thought we were called here to celebrate the win of the war" Connor said
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"Yeah!"
"so do you even care that we are moving?" Aphrodite said while looking in the mirror of course
"WHAT!?" we all said in usion.
"Im afraid so" said Zeus "us gods will need to move Olympus to Russia!"
"What happened to your flower?" Classerie snickered
Then Zeus teared up.
"She was not into me, she - she said I was too human!" Zeus cried
"Then turn into a flower " Ares said
"What if she says I'm too fat or-"
"Not my prob paps"
So how did it go? good bad? Please tell me if its not funny because its supossed to be an adventure and humorous story.
If it is funny tell me also.
Now put this image onto your mind. Monkey on fire.