****IF YOU HAVE NOT READ UP TO RECENTLY IN THE MANGA AND DO NOT LIKE SPOILERS, I WOULD NOT SUGGEST YOU READ THIS FIC.
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU*****
Title: Zombaby
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Rating: M
So myself and NotAnotherFanGirl did this during English class on a note. It had pictures to accompany it. It's rated so high because I know there are people that will be very disturbed by this (although we weren't).
Enjoy and HAPPY HALLOWEEN~
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB.....
In a desperate attempt to get Tamaki's Grandmother to back the fuck off, Haruhi decided she only had one option to try and win her over and get Tamaki back in the Host Club.
Unbeknown to the both of them, while Haruhi was causing 'the bitch', as she'd been appropriately named, pleasure, Kyouya had caught the entire thing on his Ootori family cell phone for 'future use'. After using it for such, Kyouya decided he needed to make some profit off of this and posted it onto the internet.
After he had displayed his goods on the internet, Mori, Hunny, Hikaru and Kaoru discovered this. After watching it several times, they decided there was only one thing to do: use it as inspiration! After the girls had left the Host Club room, they used it for their own private experimentation room. Like any good experimenter would, they videotaped the whole thing. They then gave the DVD they had produced to Tamaki as a gift.
Unfortunately, Tamaki did not like the gift as much as they did and died the most tragic death of all: death by nosebleed. He had a solemn funeral. Well, not really. His father just stuck him in the ground and Haruhi was the only one who showed up for the funeral. So it was a solemn....private funeral. Later, however, Kyouya had to come back to see him. He had to jizz on him one last time, it was his way of dealing with the tragic death. Little did he know that his sperm went way, way down down deep into the ground and impregnated the dead Tamaki. What the hell kind of crack was Kyouya smoking to have that kind of sperm?!
Anyways, 9 months later, the doorbell at the Ootori residence rang. Kyouya and answered, and on his doorstep was a basket. He frowned and pulled away the blankets to reveal a baby. He gasped in shock and horror. Not because it was a baby, but because it was a....
ZOMBABY!!!!!!!
He picked it up and examined it. It had no right leg, and no toes on it's left. It had no fingers on it's right hand and had only a socket for it's right eye. There was a stitched line going diagonally across it's chest and stomach. It had also left a 'surprise' in it's diaper. He tried to look on the bright side, his one eye and blonde locks were kind of cute. He brought it in the house because it looked kind of hungry. Kyouya, having a lot of brains, was quite tempting to the Zombaby, who decided to try and nom his head. "No! Bad baby!," he threw it off his head. The baby hit the wall with a thud, fell to the floor, and found amusement in the blood streak it had left on the wall. Kyouya decided he had to get rid of the baby, and so he gave it to Tamaki's Grandmother. The Zombaby didn't find her brains as appealing, but figured they would do.
Once he had given up the Zombaby, Kyouya hung himself so he could be with Tamaki. And they all died happily every after.
Oh yea, and the rest of the Host Club? Well, let's just say with the success of their first DVD, they decided to get into the adult entertainment business permanently.
~THE END~