Just a random thought and I don't even have enough time to make it a one shot. So, a drabble it is. . . . .
"I like it. I really do. I mean I wear it every day, don't I?" the blonde man whined. "But she wont even let me take it off when we. . . you know."
"So, you wear it when you guys. . . get it on?" the black haired man asked seriously in a rare moment of absent melodramatics, looking at his companion on the rooftop.
"Yes." the blonde man sighed.
"Just. . . the hat?"
"Yes." the blonde sighed again.
"This one on your head. The green and white striped hat?"
"Yes." a deeper sigh.
The black haired man turned his eyes to the sky. "I'd pay to see that."
"Your turn." the blond glanced to the black haired man his side, before turning his eyes back to the stars.
"Well, she likes to seduce me by wearing my Doctor's coat." the dark haired man shared.
"Well, that doesn't sound bad. Actually, sounds kind of innocent."
"Only my Doctor's coat." the man continued.
"Okay, not completely innocent but that still doesn't sound so -"
"When there are patients in the room and she is standing behind them." the dark haired man finished.
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"Okay, I concede the point."
Both the dark haired man and the blonde turned their necks to the left and waited.
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A silvery eyebrow rose. "You do not seriously expect me to share intimate details of my wife and I with two shinigami, do you?"
"Awww~, we shared our stories, didn't we?" the blonde man flicked open a fan, hiding his face.
"Besides, if you didn't want to be here, you wouldn't be." the dark haired man smiled knowingly.
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"She likes to wear maid uniforms." came a defeated sigh.
"But wasn't she a maid before?" blonde brows furrowed.
"Yeah, she used to wear those uniforms everyday, right." the man's fingers brushed his dark hair back.
"Not like these maid uniforms, she didn't."
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"Definitely not like these."
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"Wow. Who knew Katagiri-chan had it in her."
"Its always the quiet ones."
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"Say, Shinigami. Your glasses wearing assistant is a pretty quiet man, right?"
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"I'm not drunk enough for that conversation, Quincy-san."
Somewhere between Isshin's entry into the real world and before Ichigo was born. Because, friends sometimes need a night out.
I wonder if I am subconsciously converting my desire to meet my friends onto the screen. God, I miss those idiots. Life can be cruel in the smallest of ways sometimes. I guess I'll call them tomorrow.
Ja ne. . .