Written By: Komjong Shawn

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. sheds tear Though if I did own it I would 86 Kuwabara in less than a second.

This is my first fanfic so tell me about or ignore any errors I have made. R&R!

Prologue

It's the orientation for the High School. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Botan, Kieko, and Cool Teen Koenma are all picking up their Schedules for the first Semester

Hiei-- "I don't see how you managed to enroll me in such nonsense baka ningen!"

Yusuke-- "Shut up! I'm not the one who enrolled us all."

(They all pick up their schedules and leave. Hiei and Yusuke avoid each other completely the rest of the day)

Chapter 1: The First Day

(In the front hall surprisingly everyone showed up (even Hiei who gives Yusuke a dirty look as he walks by))

Yusuke-- "What?! Did Kurama make you come?"

Hiei-- "Shut up baka ningen. I'm too good for this stupid place."

(The bell rings. Everyone goes downstairs to their homeroom. To their surprise they all have the same homeroom. Mr. Orchico.)

Koenma-- "I don't see why we are all in this. who enrolled us anyways?"

(Botan glanced nervously around the room)

Kuwabara-- "Botan. you're giving the impression you enrolled us all."

Botan-- "Oh, all right. one of the ogres bet me to do it."

Hiei-- "What?! Why I oughta."

(Mr. Orchico walks in. He looks like the average grouch. bald and fat.)

Mr. Orchico-- (Muttering) "Welcome to the High school. I will be your homeroom teacher for the next nine months unless there is some unfortunate thing happens" (gives the students a pleading look) "Anyways I will be passing out the rules."

Yusuke-- "So what are your guys' schedules?" (opens bag and pulls out piece of paper) "I have this guy again for first. ugh."

Hiei-- "Hah! Sucks for you baka ningen I have computers" (long pause) "What is computers?"

All but Hiei-- -.-

Kurama-- "I have Trigonometery." (tone of sarcasm) "My favorite."

(a girl walks over to them)

Girl-- "Hi, what are you guys doing?"

Botan-- "Oh, we are just going over our schedules. Who are you?"

Girl-- "I'm Shawn. You guys look familiar, have we met before?"

Koenma-- "Let me guess, you watch Yu Yu Hakusho."

Shawn-- "Yeah. so?"

Koenma-- "Don't you have any clue who we are?"

Shawn-- "Er.. OH! You are Team Toguro. right?"

All but Shawn-- -.-

Shawn-- "I'm just messing with you. I know for a fact you are Team Urameshi. I know because Yusuke's here." (anime heart eyes)

Yusuke-- O.o

Yusuke-- "I was hoping you wouldn't add that part into the story. It's quite humiliating."

Shawn-- "Shut up before I tell Keiko your little secret."

Keiko-- "What little secret?"

(Shawn leans over and whispers something in Keiko's ear)

Keiko-- "You're kidding!"

Yusuke-- (fearsome look) "Keiko I'm so sorry! When I saw her for the first time I just I just."

Keiko-- "Yusuke, what are you talking about?"

Yusuke-- O.o "Huh? You mean. she didn't tell you?"

Keiko-- "Tell me what? All she did was tell me to wait a minute and say You're kidding!."

Yusuke-- (faints)

(back to the story)

(The bell rings and they all go to their first class. Everyone left the room except for Mr. Orchico, Shawn, and Yusuke.)

(five minutes later)

Mr. Orchico-- "Er. welcome. I am your English teacher Mr. Orchico. A couple of you already know me, but yeah. Er. anyways. um. yeah. the roll. Adams, Fester."

Fester-- "Here."

(later on down the list)

Mr. Orchico-- "B., Shawn. Shawn, how do you say your last name?"

Shawn-- "I'm not going to tell you."

(five minutes later)

Mr. Orchico-- "Urameshi, Yusuke"

Yusuke-- "Here."

Mr. Orchico-- "Now then for a brief explanation of the rules. 1. No falling asleep and 2. You aren't allowed to do anything in this class, except for write down anything I put on the board. Is that understood?"

Everyone but Mr. Orchico-- "Yeah. whatever."

Mr. Orchico-- "That's a detention for every last one of you! You aren't allowed to speak, breathe, write notes, read books, anything in this class! Is that clear?"

(everyone remained silent)

Yusuke-- (writing on a piece of paper when Mr. O (A/N: I'm already tired of writing his name out) isn't looking) "This is going to be a long nine months!"

Shawn-- (also writing) "I'll say. If we don't do something about him soon, everyone in theschool will have detention for nine months!" (draws a picture of many people sitting in a single jail cell)

(just then Mr. O turned towards them)

Mr. O-- (shouting) "You two get another detention! No writing notes to each other!"

(meanwhile in the computer lab)

Hiei-- "This is cool. I've taken a survey on one of these before! But, I don't remember what they are called. oh well."

Mr. Inrest-- "Here you will learn how to type and all that stuff. By the end of the year you will even have created a website. Now will everyone please come up and grab the floppy disc with their name on it."

(Everyone piles up to the only desk in there and grabs their floppy discs and go back to their computers. A select few stay behind. Kuwabara, Hiei, a really dorky kid named Mike, and Stacie (A/N: You will find out more about her later in the story))

Kuwabara, Hiei, Mike, and Stacie-- "We don't have a floppy disc."

Mr. Inrest-- "Give me your names and I will try to get everything worked out."

(he set down a piece of paper entitled People Who Didn't Get Their Floppy Discs. They wrote their names down.)

Mr. Inrest-- "By the way. since I'm a really strange teacher and I feel like doing it to first period. You three will be receiving detentions today. I expect you in my class at exactly 3:00. Not a second later or you receive a second detention."

(they go back to their seats)

Hiei-- "What is a detention?"

Kuwabara-- "It's where you stay after school for an hour and do gross things like scraping gum off of desks, but some teachers just send you to a room full of cubicles, chains, and assorted torture equipment."

Hiei-- (gulps) (passes out onto keyboard and accidentally creates a virus that takes over all the computers in the school)

Mr. Inrest-- "Hiei Jaganshi! I expect you in here for detention at 3:00 sharp for the next ten days. or until the computers are fixed. depends on which comes first."

Yusuke-- "Keiko, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to flirt with her! Honest!"

Keiko-- "Yusuke, just shut up!!!"

How was that for chapter 1? Like I said. ignore or tell me about any errors I have made.

Anyways. will Yusuke and Shawn ever find anything to do with Mr. Orchico? Will Hiei survive detention?

Why should I tell you? Be sure to read chapter 2 to find out.

Komjong Shawn