The Gundam Pilots meet Space Ghost.
Disclaimer: ok I don't own Gundam Wing, Space Ghost, or any other trademarked characters that might appear during this sugar induced fan-fic. Yet……….
The Ghost Planet lounge, 15 min till air time. Moltar and Zorak are sitting at the table drinking God-knows-what.
Moltar:
………….Zorak:
ummmmm……Moltar:
hmmmmm……….(sips)Space Ghost(from background):
No Banjo! Why?! BBBBAAAANNNJO!!!!!!!!!!Moltar & Zorak look at each other and laugh uncontrollably.
Basic SG C2C intro. SG inviso's into view. There is a shadow behind the large window but he doesn't notice.
Space Ghost:
Greetings I'm Space Ghost. On tonight's show we have….A REALLY annoying alarm goes off. Red lights and everything.
Moltar:
Umm…. Boss? We have intruders! Red alert Red alert (glances at screen) hey…..Chips……. Red alert all men to battle stations!Scene switch to Tansuit & Brak playing chess.
Brak:
King me! Ohh, pretty lights.Tansuit:
(hears Moltar's ranting) Do you think he means us? Do we have battle stations? I don't like battles.Space ghost (over inter-comm):
We must stop them by any means.Brak:
Somebody say beans? Wholikesbeans. (runs out.)Back in Moltar's control room/cave/thing.
Space ghost:
do you have it under control?Moltar:
No.Space Ghost:
Awesome! Zorak, Play me to the desk!A very classical tune comes from Zorak's piano/cage/thing.
Space ghost:
(looks over and sees Quatre in Zoraks spot.) You're….not Zorak. Are you?Quatre:
Nope. (does his infamous weasel laugh)Space ghost:
Right. Ummm, where's my coffee?Duo Stomps in and slams a mug on S.G.'s desk.
Duo:
Here ya are pal, complements of the Great Destroyer. ( Stomps away)Space Ghost:
Must be new here….. ( looks into mug and sees that Duo had already drunk the coffee.) Moltar, I need more coffee. Moltar? Mooollltar?Moltar is sitting back in the control room with Wufei, showing him how to work that big box thing.
Moltar:
It's easy just pull the lever up, then down. Up down. Up down. Simple.Wufei:
if a weakling like you can do it than so can I. (grabs lever) up down. Up down. Up down. Down up. Wait, NO! INJUSTICE!!!!!!Back at the desk…….
Space Ghost:
(looks at Quatre) sooo…… um…… yeah. Hey! Where's Zorak?Quatre:
That ugly locust? Heero did something with him. There he is. Hey Heero!Heero, who had been hacking into Space Ghost's bank account, looks up and curses under his breath.
Heero:
Yes, Quatre?Quatre:
The guy in spandex wants to know where that big bug is.Heero:
hn…. (points at ceiling)Zorak hangs there tied up and gagged.
Space Ghost:
Beautiful!! ( starts zapping the helpless mantis like there's no tomorrow.)As Zorak turns golden brown we cut to a commercial.