Killjoys Never Die

Chapter 1: Summertime

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"Take that you mother fuckers!" Little Red yelled as she shot a Drac in the head and watch as he fell to the ground. She looked to her right and saw her best friend, Daisy Demolition, with a terrified look on her face as she closed her eyes and shot randomly at nothing.

"Daisy, open your damn eyes and shoot!" Red yelled as she shot another Drac.

Their morning started as any other; wake up, eat, drive out on patrol. That was until their oh-so-faithful van broke down and discovered that they were being tailed by a couple of Dracs. Even if Little Red was pissed that they barley had any food or water left to feed a fucking dog, at least something exciting happened.

"Red, behind you!"

Too late.

Before she could even register why Daisy was yelling at her, Little Red cried out and fell to the ground as she felt a burning, stinging sensation in her upper arm. She squinted above her, the sun was too bright for her to see the Drac raise his gun to her head. Red squeezed her eyes shut, knowing what was going to happen next. She heard the sound of a gun being blasted off and a thud, but felt nothing. After a few seconds she opened her eyes to see the Drac dead on the ground by her feet. In panic she quickly scooted away from it and over to where Daisy stood with her purple ray gun still aimed at it.

"Easy, its dead now. Put the gun away before you shoot someone's eye out now, yeah?"

"Holy shit!" Daisy started to jump up and down smiling. "I never shot anything before. Let alone a person."

Daisy put her gun back into her hip holster and noticed Red holding her arm as blood slowly began to ooze from between her gloved hands. "Oh my god!"

Red smiled. "Relax, I just got stun. No big deal." Who was she kidding? It hurt like a bitch. But she wasn't going to let Daisy know that. "Just hand me something to wrap it in."

Daisy went to the van and came back with a bright green bandana and helped wrap it up. "Are you sure? What if it's infected? We need to clean it up."

"I'm fine, really. I'll clean it up when we get back."

Daisy calmed down. "Alright, whatever. But don't come crying back to me when we need to amputate your arm."

Red let out a small chuckle. "Good. Now let's do something about these bodies."

The girls set to work and dragged the Dracs off the side of the road and into a few bushes. Daisy started to go back towards the van when she looked over at Little Red. "What the hell are you doing?"

Red stood up in surprise. "What?"

"Why are you taking their things?"

"Why not," Red snorted as she continued to pat down the dead dracs. "their dead and we need supplies."

"Yea…but…never mind. I'm just going to turn away now so I don't have to witness your disrespectful acts to the dead," Daisy signed.

"It's not like their real or anything, but, your choice." Red walked back to the van with a few white ray guns in her arms and threw them in the back seat of the van.

"And where do you think you are going now?" Daisy watched as Red started to go through the BL/ind car.

"Taking their radio and what ever other necessities we may need."

"I'm pretty sure this is illegal!"

"Honey, we sailed that ship a long time ago," Red called back.

Little Red came back with a couple of cans of food, a transmitter, some , and a pair of jumper cables. "I had a feeling that I could find a pair of these."

Red went to work on the car while Daisy tried to find a signal on the transmitter. "Hey, what station is Demon on? Maybe he could give us a lift."

"I think its on station six."

Daisy played with the knobs a while longer until a faint voice was heard behind all of the static.

"Hello? Anyone there? It's Daisy Demolition and Little Red." Daisy tried, but to no vale as her voice was overcome by even more static.

"What's wrong?" Red walked over with her hands full of grease.

"Lost the signal."

"Well," Red signed and wiped her hands on her faded black skinny jeans. "its official: were screwed."

"C'mon," Daisy stood up. "I think I saw a gas station a few miles down. If we leave now we could be back before dark."

Little Red hesitated. The one thing she did not like anymore than getting ghosted was leaving her car behind.

"I don't know. What if somebody comes by and takes it?"

"I promise you," Daisy Demolition put a hand on her shoulder. "no one will take it. We can pack some of our things with us if somebody happens to come by. Ok?"

"Fine," Red huffed. "but if my shit gets stolen, its your grave your digging."


Ok, I would just like to say that I am SUPER sorry for the long wait (all summer actually) and as I have said before, I dont have any internet access at home so the only way that I coul publish/update is either at school or a relatives house. I know, it sounds crazy, but for some wired reason I'm able to UD faster when I'm at school:)

Anyways, as some of my old readers out there still sticking with me, I would just like to say thank you sosososos much! Also, some of you may have notice how diffrent the chapters are and I promise that this will be the LAST time that I change anything in the story (besides grammer and anything else some of you may point out). And if some of you out there are new readers, than congradulations! You didn't have to go threw the three month long writers block and the constant changing of thechapters!

So again, i would just love to give a HUGE thank you to all of you out there for giving the time to read this:))

Xoxo,

Brianna