Me: (hits Bakura on the head with a plastic mallet) say the disclaimer aleready.

Bakura: Why can't they just sue you?

Me: Because, then I'll just take the money from you.

Bakura: o yeah, (mumbles baka) chibibaka doesn't own Yugioh.

Me: Thanks Baku-chan

Bakura: whatever

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Yugi and the gang were all at Yugi's house surfing the internet on Yugi's computer.

Yugi: Come on guys, can't you agree on anything? What site should we go on?

Joey: I don't know Yuge, how 'bout a food site, 'cause I'm really hungry.

Everyone: (sweat drops)

Mokuba: how 'bout this site I heard of from school. It's called fanfiction.net. (can you believe it, I don't own that either)

Tristan: sounds cool, I'll type it in.

Yugi: What's this? (he clicked on anime and then on YGO)

Joey: aaaaa, there's stuff on this site about us. What kind of stalkers wrote these stories?

Kaiba: ha ha, mutt, wonder what they wrote about y--- aaaa, there's a story about y-ou and me being. you know.

Joey: What!

Tea: Hey what's this? (she clicked on one of the fics.) They called me a what? I'm not a whore and a slut!

Joey: (laughs)

Yami: look aibou. They have one about us.

Yugi: (looks at the yaoi one and blushes)

Mokuba: well, I like the ones on me so far, they give me lots of sugar. Kaiba: But how did they know about your sugar high?

Joey: I wanna know who wrote the story's about me and that jerk Kaiba.

Tea: I'm scared guys!

Tristan: what other stories are there?

Joey: There's all sorts of stories, and these "author" people make us do freaky things.

Bakura: (looks at a yaoi site about him and Yami) What! People think I like the pharaoh. What! We've never had sex in the bathtub.

Ryou: (laughs)

Tea: How did they find out about our lives, and why did they make up stuff. (sees more stuff on her being a slut and a whore and starts crying)

Bakura: Look, there's a camera over there!

Ryou: And over there too!

Yugi: Yami hold me, those "authors" are stalking us.

Yami: I'll protect you aibou.

Kaiba: Why would they do this?

Mokuba: Umm. I didn't give away any information to the "authors" for sugar. um. not me! (pretends to laugh)

Tea: Why does everyone want me dead! (starts crying)

Mokuba: Yugi , I didn't know you died?

Yami and Yugi: What! Who would write that?

Tea: Is anybody listening to me?

Joey: I'm still hungry

Mokbua: (smiling at the video camera)

Yugi: o boy, this has been some day!

The YGO gang see the authors and start chasing them. Authors: What, we're not stalkers. Hehehe! Run!

Joey: I'm still hungry!
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Well hope you liked it! Just a silly fic I thought of at 10 at night. R/R byeee