Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.
A/N: Damn...on Pixiv, apparently the two most popular CG pairings are Lelouch X Suzaku and Lelouch X C.C...Kallen is hardly drawn as much as any of the other three main characters.
By the way...it's C.C. X Tohdoh time!!!
Kyoshiro Tohdoh had many questions on his mind at that moment, but the one he really wanted to know...was why this green-haired girl in a straitjacket was leisurely lying on his lap, stuffing her face with a rather large slice of pizza? It was really bothering him. It had happened so suddenly, too, and he didn't even have time to react.
"Mmm...the pizza is really good today..." the girl commented, licking some tomato sauce off her cheek. She didn't even seem to care at all about Todoh's well-being.
Tohdoh wasn't sure whether he should just stand up and knock her over, or stay seated and allow this odd girl to use him as a substitute for a pillow. A drop of sweat rolled down the side of his long face. He clenched his fists tightly; he wanted to move his arms, but the weight of the girl's body was preventing him from doing so. There didn't seem to be anyone around to aid him, either. This was truly a troublesome situation.
'Maybe...maybe I should try talking to her...' Tohdoh decided, trying to keep his gaze away from the green-haired girl's rather curvy ass.
Coughing loudly, Tohdoh spoke as calmly as he could, "Uh, excuse me...miss?"
The girl looked up. "Hmm? What is it?" She asked innocently, a trail of gooey pizza strands poking out from between her lips. Tohdoh felt the heat rise in his cheeks; this girl was pretty damn cute!
"Would you mind...getting off of me?" Tohdoh asked, flushed.
Much to his surprise, the girl shook her head. "No...I'd rather not..."
"Why not?"
"Because," a smirk formed on the girl's face, "You're a pretty good pillow...even though I do feel a rather noticeable BULGE down here...hee hee..."
Tohdoh grimaced in embarrassment, and his entire face became as red as the tomato sauce the girl was sucking gingerly off her fingers. 'Goddamn her...she's making a fool of me!!'
"You're so cute when you blush like that..." the girl giggled, running her fingers along Tohdoh's chest in a seductive manner.
"..." Tohdoh had never felt so degraded.
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With the pizza now finished, the girl finally crawled off Tohdoh's lap, and let out a small belch. "Man, that was good...well, back to work for me...see ya, bulging pillow-man..."
Tohdoh still didn't budge an inch, even after the girl got up and walked out of the room without another word. A tense silence filled the air. He clenched and unclenched his fists several times, fighting his own self-control.
Glancing down at his bulging crotch, Tohdoh sighed. 'I can't believe that my own sexual organs would betray me like this...' he thought, burying his face deeply in his now-freed hands.
He still didn't know who that weird girl was, either.