The 'Nudge Only' Station on 3.5 FM!
"Gooooood morning humans! I'm Nudge from the Nudge Only station!"
cricket cricket
"We have a caller on the line! Hello, Barbie from Alaska!"
"Um, its Bobby-"
Hangs up
"Oops! Sorry Barbie! But this is the 'Nudge Only' station!"
cricket cricket
"How about some music to wake everyone up, huh? Hold on to your hats! You're about to be blown away!"
Nudge clears throat
screams into studio mike
"LET'S GET SOME SHOOOOOES!! LET'S GET SOME SHOOOOOES!! LET'S PARTYYYY-"
mike breaks
sound proof windows shatter
hearing aid sales go up
Nudge moves on to next song with new mike
still screeching
"HEY MAMBO! MAMBO ITALIANO!! HEY GOCHO!! YOU MIXED UP SAGILIANO!! SHAKE IT BABY SHAKE IT BABY I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TAKE-A-ME-"
parents cover children's ears nation-wide
Nudge get's the boot
"THANKS FOR (LEMME GO!) TUNING IN TO (BACK OFF FATSO!) THE NUDGE ONLY STATION! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! (HAAIIII YA!)"
dead. silence.
'Tune in next week for more of the 'Nudge Only' Station!'
The end.