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DATA ENTRY: WATNEY, Mark

DATE: 02/10/2020

I suppose you could say you've heard this story before. I mean, somebody would have told it, maybe abridged it, added some fake stuff. That's people's jobs after all. But the truth usually comes out after a while. Which is what is happening right now.

My name is Mark Watney and...and I survived for a year in the half on the most barren planet in the universe the human race has managed to find...Mars. Mars was my home for a year and an half, still to this day, I get recruits at NASA who've heard of me asking how I managed not to go mad on a planet with nothing.

Truth is, I didn't go mad, because by the time I left Mars, it didn't have nothing, but something. I grew potatoes, yes, but I don't mean that. I mean something different, something you wouldn't believe. That's why I'm writing this, to tell you what really happened for that year and a half that I was stuck on that wasteland for. I hope you're ready.