Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. 4srs.

Now, the thing about cars is that they are only meant to hold so many people. If there are more people then there are seats, it is a safety hazard.

However, for L, safety hazards were apparently above him.

Light stared at the horrifically tiny car, and then at the gigantic group of children. Car. Children. Car.

Children. Oh my god, children. Light lifted his hands up and prayed for his life.

Then someone tugged on his sleeve and he looked down. It was some albino kid…oh right, Near.

Near stared at him with an unendingly annoying look on his face. He was just staring. Why did he have to stare?

"Is there anything you want?"

Near stared at him.

"…"

Light stared back, but soon began to fidget. It felt like the little creep was staring in to his soul.

"Um, so, dear child…" Light shifted his feet a little.

"I'm eighteen."

"Um, okay."

Near kept on staring at him, gaze unchanging. Light shifted feet again and looked down.

"Don't look down." Near started to sound extremely threatening, so Light did not look down again.

"Now, here's what I want you to do," Near stared up at Light some more. "I want you to…*"

Off near the car, a redhead and a blonde were exploding in to laughter. There he was, potential Kira, looking like he had just seen a ghost, while a wild Nearmon** stared at him and talked him in to doing one of the most hilarious things ever.

"Oh my god…that is good." Matt snorted and banged his head on the side of the car and Mello was holding his midsection laughing while attempting to aim a video camera.

Then, L shouted to the children, who seemed to be all boys.*** "Gentlemen! Light-kun!"

Light scowled at L's insult and stared at the kid one last time, who was following him, before he headed off for the car. He was going to get shotgun. He was not going to sit with the armies of children. He was going to get shotgun. He. Was. Going. To. Get. Shotgun.

Light opened the front car door, only to find an obscenely old man sitting there.

"Sorry Light, but Roger has to sit up here." L waved and Light scowled.

* You will have to wait.

** Mello does not like Digimon. Near is digimon. Roar.

*** That's because all the girls knew the size of L's car and opted out.

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