¿Pyramid?
If your doing this as a Play then the characters are:
Ash Ketchem
Moon Prynces
Misty ( Pokemon )
Baby Gyal
Hello my name is Rita and I'm your host for the show Pyramid!
Now our first pair of contestants are Ash Ketchem and Moon Prynces!
Ash- great I got some girl with issues…
Prynces- I can hear you! I'm right across from you!!!
Err…alrghty then… and our next pair of contestants are… Misty and Baby Gyal!!
Misty- alright Gyal, we gotta beat Ashes ASH like we always do.
Gyal- no problem!
Ok! Let the Game begin! Now our first six categories are:
My friend and I are not together
We split everything
I 'ate the 'shit 'e 'eft on 'e 'loor! (I hate the shit he left on the floor)
I can predict the future! I'm a syco!
We can do everything accept anything
Just because I live with my mom doesn't mean I can't afford a house.
OK! Now Misty and Gyal since you won the 2-headed coin flip, you can go first.
Prynces- he he he…(evilly)
Misty-ill take… my friend and I are not together.
Ok! Now Misty you give Gyal the clues to things you don't share with a friend. This is how it works… you give her 3 clue to each word if she cant figure it out then you go on to the next word. 3 words and GO!
Misty- (word is Ice-cream-cone) you lick it off a round one faced thing… it comes off the truck that makes the stupid sound… its cold and comes in 3 main flavors…
Gyal- Ice-cream…ice-cream-cone!
Misty- (word is underwear) you put these on then you pants…you put them on after a showe-
Gyal- underwear!
Misty- (one french-frie) umm…its made of potatoes… you eat them with a hamburger… you eat them with catsup.
Gyal- French-frie!
GOOD job! You guys earn the 3 points! Now on to Ash and Prynces.
Ash- we'll take.. I hate the shit he left on the floor.
Ok Prynces you describe these three words that have to do with… things you have to clean up after your pet
Ash- piece of shit…
Ok GO!
Prynces- (poop) uh….when they shit on the floor its called…
Ash -crap?
Prynces- No you moron!!!
Ash-….poop?
Prynces- YES!
Prynces-(pet toys) They play with these kind of toys…
*buzzer*
Prynces-(food) this is what they eat
Ash- kibbles and bits?
Prynces-grrr…
Ash- food?
Prynces yes, Ash, yes it's food.
Ash- FOOD?! Where?!?!!??
Ok well…the score is Misty's Team 3 and Ashes…2. We'll be right back after these messages.
Da da da! Altoids rule! Buy the VERY strong spearmint or the VERY strong Peppermint! Or if u like gum buy the red kinds!
I get high…(I get high)
I GET high…( I GET high)
I-I-get high on your memories…. Buy Icebreakers and GET HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH HIIIIIIIIGH!
OK! We're back and we are at our last round…silent round. Yes I made up my own round!
Now in this round you can't say anything! It's like Charades. And the three categories are:
Hi I'm Mike Piazza I suck at sports.
---Ash- guess.. Wa….I did a bad thingy….(giggles like a girl) I ate a Icebreaker and altoid togever…
Ok I guess he's high… anyways! Lets go on to the silent round! Ok Ash you will be giving the clues!
Audience- uh oh…
Ash- what kinda word is dis? Huh? Tell me how am I spose to tell her the clues if I don't even know what it means……
Misty- you imbecile! Your not suppose to say anything!!!! Now im gonna lose cause that moron teamed me up with the ((censored)) who stole my bike like 4 seasons ago!!!! Now im gonna have to kick you punk ((censored x5)) ……
THIS STORY CANNOT CONTINUE BECAUSE OF MENTAL DESEASE IN MISTY'S HEAD
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY. TO BE CONTINUED. OR NOT…
Misty- you better shut the censored…err I mean ((censored)) up be4 I come there and beat you up for spreading rumors! And I mean it I can kill…………*hears her cursing and screaming in background…fade, fade*