Inuyasha Volume 11. Parody
Okay, I just got volume 11 of Inuyasha. After reading the part where Miroku see Kagome and Sango in the hot springs naked, I decided I would elaborate on that subject.
I don't own Inuyasha
Inuyasha sat around the fire with Miroku. He gazed silently into the fire for awhile, and finally speaking after a look at Miroku.
"You don't think they thought it was my fault, do ya'," said Inuyasha. Miroku smiled, the usual lecherous look on his face.
"Doesn't matter, we all got to see it." Inuyasha looked at him coldly.
"I'm not that type of person, pervert monk." Miroku kept the grin on his face.
"No male is above that, Inuyasha, you can't play innocent," he said wryly, looking into Inuyasha's shocked face.
"I am. You think I wanna see Kagome naked?!" Miroku laughed.
"I see where you're coming from, it is Kagome. But what about Sango…"
"Wha-"
"Huh, Inuyasha. Why are you blushing?" Miroku's grin widened.
"I'm not."
"Have you taken a fancy to Sango?" he asked, his grin widening even more, completely annoying Inuyasha's protests.
"Alright! Alright! I guess I'm not above it. Sango is an attractive woman! Okay!"
"What about Kagome?"
"Are you kidding me? She looks like a man!"
"She looked alright to me." Miroku said thoughtfully. Inuyasha backed away from him a bit, massaging the lump on his head he had gotten from their blows. Miroku thought Kagome was attractive…….. He must be really desperate!
A/N: I know it was short and had a Kagome bashing but I thought it was pretty good.