Down by the Docks
AKA: The GH Song

To the tune of "Down by the Bay"

Author's note: I don't own either GH or "Down by the Bay."
I would appreciate it if you would not sue. Thank you.

Note # 2: You don't have to review to tell me: I know some of this doesn't make sense. It's me.


Chorus:
Down by the Docks
(Down by the Docks)
Where the Gangsters roam
(Where the Gangsters roam)
Back to my home
(Back to my home)
I will not go
(I will not go)
'Cause if I do
('Cause if I do)
The crazy lady will say
(The crazy lady will say)

Verse:

Chorus 2:
DOWN BY THE DOCKS!
(Repeat whole song with next verse.)

The Verses:
1. Did you ever see a bear chasing a banana?
2. Did you ever see a corpse robbing a bar?
3. Did you ever see a diamond holding a mind?
4. Did ever see a Lucky go up in smoke?
5. Did you ever see a murder where no body cared?
6. Did you ever see a prince, dating a ditz?
7. Did you ever see Luke not in a fluke?
8. Did you ever see physco disguised as a granny?
9. Did you ever see a Quatermaine yelling at a drunk?
10. Did you ever see a toast without some sort of twist?
11. Did you ever see a guy being faithful to his gal?
12. Did you ever see a shooting with any looting?
13. Did you ever see a dude whose kid was really his?
14. Did you ever see a couple actually be reliable?
15. Did you ever see a love stronger than a witch?
16. Did you ever see anyone with a normal life?
17. Did you ever see an innocent being killed for nothing?
18. Did you ever see a lawyer dreaming of the client?
19. Did you ever see anyone wearing the same thing twice?
20. Did you ever see a war go on this long before?


DOWN BY THE DOCKS
by Beth