Obi Wan: Well Anakin, I'm going to Endor with you. You know the Rebel Alliance's head of state gave me a job as commander for as long as you're in the Alliance.
Anakin: Look Obi, if you're the commander, you must know all the troopers.
Obi Wan: Right, certainly do.
Anakin: Well, I never met the guys, so you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's fighting in the Alliance.
Obi Wan: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know strange as it may seem, they give these troopers now a days, very peculiar names.
Anakin: You mean funny names?
Obi Wan: Strange names, pet names. Let's see, we have Han shot first, Greedo shot second, and Chewie shot third.
Anakin: That's what I want to find out.
Obi Wan: I say, Han shot first, Greedo shot second, and Chewie shot third.
Anakin: Are you the chief?
Obi Wan: Yes.
Anakin: You going to be the commander too?
Obi Wan: Yes.
Anakin: And you don't know the fellow's names?
Obi Wan: Well I should.
Anakin: Well then Han shot first?
Obi Wan: Yes.
Anakin: I mean the fellow's name.
Obi Wan: Han.
Anakin: The guy on first.
Obi Wan: Han.
Anakin: The first shooter.
Obi Wan: Han!
Anakin: The guy shooting first.
Obi Wan: Han shot first.
Anakin: I'm asking you Han shot first!
Obi Wan: That's the man's name.
Anakin: That's Han's name?
Obi Wan: Yeah.
Anakin: Well go ahead and tell me.
Obi Wan: That's it.
Anakin: That's Han?
Obi Wan: Yeah.
(Pause)
Anakin: Look, you got a first shooter?
Obi Wan: Certainly.
Anakin: Han's shooting first?
Obi Wan: That's right.
Anakin: When you pay off the first shooter every month, Han gets the money?
Obi Wan: Every dollar of it.
Anakin: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name shooting first.
Obi Wan: Han.
Anakin: The guy that gets the money.
Obi Wan: That's it.
Anakin: Han gets the money from first?
Obi Wan: He does, every dollar! Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Anakin: Han's wife?
Obi Wan: Yes. (Pause) What's wrong with that?
Anakin: Look, all I want to know is when you sign up the first shooter, how does he sign his name to the contract?
Obi Wan: Han.
Anakin: The guy.
Obi Wan: Han.
Anakin: How does he sign it?
Obi Wan: That's how he signs it!
Anakin: Han?
Obi Wan: Yes.
Anakin: Look, if I throw the gun to the first shooter, somebody's got to get it. Now Han has it?
Obi Wan: Naturally.
Anakin: Han?
Obi Wan: Naturally.
Anakin: Naturally?
Obi Wan: Naturally.
Anakin: So I pick up the gun and give it to Naturally?
Obi Wan: No you don't! You give it to Han!
Anakin: Naturally.
Obi Wan: That's different.
Anakin: That's what I said.
Obi Wan: You're not saying that.
Anakin: I give it to Naturally?
Obi Wan: You give it to Han.
Anakin: Naturally.
Obi Wan: That's it.
Anakin: That's what I said!
Obi Wan: Listen, you ask me.
Anakin: I throw the gun to Han?
Obi Wan: Naturally.
Anakin: Now you ask me.
Obi Wan: You throw the gun to Han?
Anakin: Naturally.
Obi Wan: That's it.
Anakin: Same as you!
Obi Wan: You just changed them around.
Anakin: Same as you! I throw the gun to Han. Whoever it is drops the gun, the guy runs to get it, Han picks up the gun, shoots it at Greedo, Greedo shoots it at Chewie, Chewie shoots it back to Han, triple shot!
Obi Wan: Yes.
Anakin: Another guy gets up, and it's a long shot. Chewie, he's on third, and I don't give a darn!
Obi Wan: Oh…What?
Anakin: I said, I don't give a darn!
Obi Wan: Oh, that's our Sith stop.