Daniel Jackson sits reading his versions of the bible to Teal'c to collaborate historical events with him. Teal'c collaborates all the stuff involving the false idols and such other things, but can not name a goa'uld who would dare even allow the parting of the Red Sea to occur, or even realised that one could do that. "Would an Ancient not be able to accomplish such things?" He asks.
"Yes an Ancient could, but the water and fish would be gone, unable to be returned." Replies Daniel. "Let's move on to something more recent."
Daniel proceeds to tell Teal'c about Jesus's birth. "Daniel Jackson. How is it physically possible for a woman to get pregnant without impregnating them physically, even for an Ancient?"
Suddenly the stargate opens, and SG1 is called for their emergency positions. A note flies in from the future, warning the team to block a stargate address from their system. After the events, Daniel informs Teal'c that Jesus's tomb is producing fire spontaneously, every year, that does not answer any of their questions, even though some of it was preserved and observed for weeks after. At the next Easter, Teal'c attends The session at the church above Jesus's tomb,and walks right in to find that he has walked straight through the building to the very centre. Suddenly he is called back to the base he is currently at by Jack, who needs him for negotiation problems, while a fish flies through the air towards him. He then finds the fish has removed his brand, and the fire-that-does-not-hurt has healed his pain. Teal'c then heads home, taking a free icon of Jesus with him for analysis, as it makes him feel weird, and the remains of his brand.
AN: I wrote this story because nobody I have found has answered wether Jesus was an Ancient or not. I used my basic Greek Orthodox knowledge of Christianity to explain why he could not be one. To put it in a more simple explanation, Jesus physically cannot be an Ancient. The ancient's don't leave bodies when they die. We all know that Jesus left a body on the cross, it disappeared from his tomb. And because he resurrected in this world, the Ancient's have no claim over him, or the rest of mankind apart from ascension as there is a literal army stopping them from mass ascending every single person on earth to save them. This Army is of Angels, and will not hesitate to attack the ascended if they do so,as they only control those who ascend, not those who aren't, and god is a force for free will. Also if the ORI attacked any places on earth, instead of just their own kind, as humanity is different from the Ancients due to the Garden of Eden being a thing, God would have been able to "protect his flock" as it were, and all of humanity would be affected. I don't own any of the Stargate Franchise, I am a Greek Orthodox person from Australia, and If Jesus was an Ancient, the Goa'uld would have fried Moses.