Captain Falcon's Throbbing Cock

by juicydickhugger

Captain Falcon really admires his rooster, if you know what I mean. He's just itching to tell you about it and what it does. And by itching, I mean... throbbing!

i take one look in the mirror

a specimen of human perfection

my raging falcon boner

is of all the smashers' selection.

it is a tool of pure beauty

an instrument with amazing powers

every time i stroke it

i lose count of all the hours.

one... two... three... four...

i blow my load, maybe this is the end

but then i think of wario's ass

and my fart hammer is erect again.