A/N: Hi… this is my first Glee fic! Hope you like it, XD!
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Avenue Q.
-Dalton Academy, Wes, David and Blaine's freshman year-
"Hey, Wes, you know the new kid, Blaine?" David said, pointing at the small kid across the room; he had wild curly hair, and was reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
"Mmhm…" Wes was distracted, he was playing a song on his iPod.
"He wants to join the Glee club, but… I think he might be… you know…" David gave his best friend the look he knew meant 'you know what I mean'.
"Gay?"
"Yeah, I was sure he was checking Tom out the other day in Math…" Wes and David looked at each other and knew what they had to do.
"Hey Blaine," Wes said, and Blaine jumped in his seat. He really didn't enjoy being snuck up on. After three years of bullying, it got to you.
Blaine looked up from his book. "Uh, hi?"
"I need your advice on something… This guy was smiling at me and talking to me on the subway this morning…"
Blaine frowned, "That's very interesting."
"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!"
"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care…"
"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Blaine."
"I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read."
"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Blaine. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about, since we're dorm mates now."
"I don't want to talk about it. This conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but..."
"Over."
Wes and David knew what they had to do now.
*music starts*
Wes: IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
David: I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
*BUT I'M NOT GAY.*
"Guys, please! I 'm trying to read..."
Wes: IF YOU WERE QUEER
I'D STILL BE HERE!
"Wes, I'm trying to read this book. I just… "
Wes: YEAR AFTER YEAR!
"GUYS!"
David: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
"I would?"
Wes: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
*BUT I'M NOT GAY*
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
David: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
"David, that's GROSS!"
"No it's not!"
Wes: IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
"I'm not listening!"
Wes: AND HERE I'D STAY,
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
"This is a library!"
David: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
Wes: YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
"BUT I'M NOT GAY!"
Wes and David: IF YOU WERE GAY.
"You see, Blaine, if you were gay, we'd just want to support you. We'd have no problem with it." David explained.
"So, are you?"
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! YES!"