Snow White is NOT Getting Along with the Seven Dwarves

AN/: This story is based on a play my classmates and I created for a vocabulary project. I thought I did pretty badly with the script, so let me know what you think. So, read on.

It all started when Snow White was skipping throughout the cottage she now resided in. She had been living with seven dwarves for quite some time and everything seemed fine.

"La, la, la, la, la, la," she sang as she entered the dwarves room to clean up. But, she would never be prepared to see what she was about to see.

Cinderella was everywhere. It wasn't even funny. There were posters, dolls, t-shirts, concert tickets; everything she could imagine. Without thinking, she let out a list of profanities.

"WHAT THE FOREST! OMG! OH MY GRIMM!"

Doc burst into the room, startled by the bad language, followed by the other dwarves.

"Wash your mouth! What's with that despicable language?" He yelled.

Confused, Dopey asked, "What the forest?"

Grumpy was annoyed and muttered, "See, now he's imitating you!"

Snow White ignored them; she was still quite focused on the freaky shrine in the bedroom of her friends. She had never seen anything as creepy and obsessive as this.

"Uh, I see you're … avid fans of Cinderella," she said, looking once again at all the posters.

"Yeah, she's the best!" Happy said happily. (AN/: No duh, he's Happy.)

"Really," Snow White muttered, "I think she's horrible, especially with her singing."

"WHAT!" The dwarves all shouted in unison, fiery anger visible in their eyes. They did not like hearing insults towards Cinderella.

Snow White giggled annoyingly, "I mean, really, like, "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" just screams desperation."

Sneezy scoffed and retaliated, "Well it wasn't as if -achoo!-"Someday My Prince Will Come" was – achoo! - any better."

"What are you talking about?" Snow shrieked, "That song is a beautiful piece that evokes joy from everyone!"

Bashful, who was as red as a tomato, stepped forward and stuttered, "W-well, if t-that me-mean-s s-sucking the j-joy outta every-everyone," he paused, "then yes."

"I agree," Happy added, "it even depressed me."

"Well!" Snow White huffed, "If you're all going to rebuff my singing like this, then we are going to have a very turbulent relationship!" Snow stormed away like a diva.

"Well," Doc started, "maybe we were a little demeaning; so shut it Bashful, you emo punk! And Happy, you fatty, why don't you just roll on out of here!"

Grumpy grunted, "Eh, she'll get over it."

Out of nowhere, a note appeared.

The dwarves all gather round and Doc read, "You all suck and I hate you all very, very much. Snow White is the fairest, most amazing person ever. Cinderella sucks, Snow White rocks! From Hail Black."

"Gee," Grumpy said sarcastically, "I wonder who that could be?"

Out of nowhere Dopey shouted, "What the forest!"

AN/: I know, it was really bad. Review though, I want to know what you guys think.