Me: Hello peoples! Dis right here be chapter one!

Yassen: *gasp* Your grammar is atrocious!

Me: *giggles* I knows. XD So…who wants to do the VERY FIRST DISCLAIMER!

Yassen: Oooh! Pick me!

Me: That would make sense, since this story is focused on you but…nah! Let's have Blunt do it!

Yassen: *sigh*

Blunt: Disclaimer: cheekyangel1881 does NOT own Alex Rider. If she did, do you think she would be writing crappy fanfictions that no one reviews! (Hint, hint…XD)

Third Person POV

Yassen Gregorovitch had a problem. He had worked for the most insane and violent criminal masterminds, carried out the most devious and sinister plots and taken down the most formidable adversaries. But this, this dilemma, this issue, this problem left Yassen completely at a loss.

In front of the assassin stood what could possibly become Yassen's biggest challenge yet- and it only knew three words: mommy, dada and bottle.

Two Days Earlier

"Face it, Yassen. You're a mess."

Alan Blunt's face was a mask as he spoke those words.

"You are very lucky indeed that we arrived in time to save you." he said coldly.

"Or not so much," Yassen replied, "I have lost everything. My job, my money and my reputation. I am recovering from my wounds in a headquarters such as yours, without Alex even knowing I am here. And now I am indebted to you, for saving my life. So you will forgive me if I say death would be welcome at this point."

Blunt adjusted the files on his desk.

"As welcome as death may be, it would be very unfortunate to execute such talent as yours, Yassen. After all, you were trained by the Hunter himself. (1)So, we have a proposition for you. You take a job for me, I mean, us, complete it, and we will let you go, release your money and cover up your ah…" here Blunt paused for a second, "'weakness' on the plane." (2)

Yassen looked suspiciously at the head of Special Operations.

"What kind of job?" he questioned.

Blunt cleared his throat.

"Well, you see, my niece is coming to visit in two days. She's rather…unruly. I need you to supervise her for the extent of her stay. Make sure nothing happens to her, or the deals off."

"So you want me to babysit?" Yassen asked incredulously.

Blunt smiled with no emotion.

"Exactly."

Aaaaand…scene!

I know this was a really short chappie. I apologize. The next one will be better. Me promises!

So, just to clear things up:

Hunter was John Rider's alias while working with Scorpia.

Yassen refused to kill Alex and Sabina while on a plane with Damian Cray, claiming that he didn't kill kids. In this fanfic, MI6 retrieved him from the burning wreckage of the plane (it crashed) without telling Alex (of course) and they are in MI6 headquarters right now. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, read Eagle Strike.)

R&R PLEASE!