Prolouge
Okay look, I enjoy Digimon as much as everyone does but some things just go to far! Like the phrase "don't go there" and thongs... some things just need to stay in they're own place. Some things aren't, in my case, meant for real life. My name is Earl Johnson, I'm fourteen and I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This story takes place in the real world. Not in the real world but in the real world. The three dimensional one that you and I live in. Not the one you see a bunch of rowdy teenages warp to and thro from every other day. Sometimes I wish I could do that. When a girl turns me down when I ask her out on a date or when my mother tells me to go to my room... in other words when things get really screwed up I wish I could just grab my digivice or a D-3 pop open my laptop and ZAP! Go through a digi-port to another world where no one tells me what to do and anything is possible.
Unfortunetly I know this isn't gonna happen anytime soon and if I think it does I should seek mental care immediately. My friend Byrd Grey thinks otherwise. Byrd or as other people like to call him Byrd "The Nyrd" Grey (the people making fun of him have terrible spelling) is this really goofy sciencey kid that is about as popular as I am, and that is the equivilent of a jar of mayonaise. Being the smart people we are the two of us teamed up to bring each other sanity while the bullies kept trying to destroy it. Both of us are really into Digimon which the other kids are not. The bullies beat up any kid with a toy digivice or anyone who mentions Digimon or Pokemon because they just don't like it. This adds to our popularity dilema. So anyhow, Byrd thinks that the digital world really does exist in real life and ever since the show came out a few years back he's been trying to figure out a way to open the gate that connects our world to the Digital World.
Like I said, some things aren't meant for real life
Okay look, I enjoy Digimon as much as everyone does but some things just go to far! Like the phrase "don't go there" and thongs... some things just need to stay in they're own place. Some things aren't, in my case, meant for real life. My name is Earl Johnson, I'm fourteen and I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. This story takes place in the real world. Not in the real world but in the real world. The three dimensional one that you and I live in. Not the one you see a bunch of rowdy teenages warp to and thro from every other day. Sometimes I wish I could do that. When a girl turns me down when I ask her out on a date or when my mother tells me to go to my room... in other words when things get really screwed up I wish I could just grab my digivice or a D-3 pop open my laptop and ZAP! Go through a digi-port to another world where no one tells me what to do and anything is possible.
Unfortunetly I know this isn't gonna happen anytime soon and if I think it does I should seek mental care immediately. My friend Byrd Grey thinks otherwise. Byrd or as other people like to call him Byrd "The Nyrd" Grey (the people making fun of him have terrible spelling) is this really goofy sciencey kid that is about as popular as I am, and that is the equivilent of a jar of mayonaise. Being the smart people we are the two of us teamed up to bring each other sanity while the bullies kept trying to destroy it. Both of us are really into Digimon which the other kids are not. The bullies beat up any kid with a toy digivice or anyone who mentions Digimon or Pokemon because they just don't like it. This adds to our popularity dilema. So anyhow, Byrd thinks that the digital world really does exist in real life and ever since the show came out a few years back he's been trying to figure out a way to open the gate that connects our world to the Digital World.
Like I said, some things aren't meant for real life