Dear Fanfiction

by Hellasherlocked

This is not to piss anyone off, just for amusement. I am going to update once or twice a day so I'm hoping I can do a lot of them.

1. Chapter 1

Dear Fanfiction,

What the hell?! Sherlock and I are just friends. How do you get "Madly in love with Sherlock" from "I'm not gay!". And another thing, there is a lot of vivid description of me having sex with different people, So just to clarify I am not in love with Sherlock, Mycroft, Lestrade, or MORIARTY!

Sincerely,

Very Pissed off Dr. John H. Watson