'Ring…Ring….Ring…Ring!' …Ugh, fucking alarm clock. I lazily felt around for the alarm clock and pressed the snooze button. I groggily sat up. My blonde bangs covered my eyes. I'm sure to anyone who could see me would guess I had just had a hangover from my current appearance. I shook the sleep from my eyes and hopped out of bed.

I looked around my room. Clothes were laid everywhere. The floor was littered with ramen noodle cups and other food wrappers I had either forgotten to or was too lazy to throw away. I could see some tore faded posters on the wall. I pulled a black t-shirt off of my dresser and threw it on. The black t-shirt was covering something. A picture…of Sasuke, Sakura, and I when we were in elementary school. Sakura was in the middle with her arm around us. The Sasuke's face was caught between a slight scowl and a smirk. If you asked me he looked constipated. And me? Well I was grinning like an idiot. And why shouldn't I have been, that was one of the best days of my life.

Another picture caught my eyes. My face was one of irritation. I had my arms folded and my eyes rolled as I looked at the hand on top of my head. The hand belonged to a middle aged man with all white hair. He was grinning. It was eerily similar to the grin I held in the picture with Sasuke and Sakura. '…Jiraiya'.

I shook those thoughts out of my head. I had to get ready! I quickly put on my baggy black jeans, and grabbed my orange jacket, and sped out of the door. I locked the door behind me and pulled out my phone. I probably had the worst phone in my whole school. But it was a gift from Jiraiya so I treasured it like it was the most important thing in the world. 'Hmm…6:30. I better hurry, I only have 30 minutes.' I'm sure you're wondering why I would panic over 30 minutes. I have to walk the school so it takes me a while to get there. Putting that thought aside I took off sprinting. I couldn't afford to be late another day.

I arrived at school with 10 minutes to spare. I sweated profusely as I stumbled through the school's parking lot.

HONK!

The sudden noise made me drop me phone and almost made jump outta my skin. I quickly picked up my phone and looked in the direction of where the noise came from. My angry eyes met amused ones. I growled. Kiba Inuzuka. Let it be known to all you people reading the words I'm saying. I. Hate. Kiba Inuzuka. Not as much As I hated Sasuke Uchiha but he really gave Sasuke a run for his money.

"Kiba, stop being such a prick." I a voice said beside Kiba.

Hana Inuzuka. Kiba's older really hot sister. I hadn't ever talked to her but I knew she couldn't be any worse than Kiba. Kiba rolled his eyes at his sister's words.

"Hey, dead last you mind getting out the middle of the parking lot? Some of us need to get to class." Kiba said as if I wasn't worth his time.

My response? I showed him a finger. I'm pretty sure you people know which one it was.

I crossed the parking lot and entered the school. Even after being in the school for a month I still couldn't believe how big this school was. Between all the twisting hallways or hoard of students walking through it was pretty easy to get lost. I swam through the crowd of people and found my way to my locker. I pulled out my English book and History book and made my way to class.

*English* Teacher-Kakashi Hatake/Form of insanity: Reads porn during class and always late.

I walked in to English too see my classmates chatting excitedly. Why? Well it was October! You don't know what that means? Well October only meant one thing. Costume party. You're probably thinking we're a little lame for being so excited for something so childish but it was the first event we freshmen got. Though after thinking about, I've come to the decision that I'll probably sit this party out. Why? Well-

"Oi! Earth to Naruto." Said a voice.

My eyes met what could only be described as a pineapple. Shikamaru Nara.

"Oh hey Shikamaru." I said with a smile. Shikamaru Nara was probably my best and only friend at this school. I don't think we could really be described as friends though. I think the only reason we're ever together is because everyone else seemed to hate me and Shika was just too lazy to leave or tell me to shut up when I started talking to him. I wonder what he thought of me sometimes.

"Did you do your homework last night Naruto?" Shikamaru asked me with a yawn. The fact that he was up right now was a miracle in itself. Shika was usually out cold by now.

"Do you even have to ask? I suck at test and projects so homework is the only thing that keeps me barely floating by with a D-." I replied back as I walked to my seat and sat down. "So, any chance I could get you to be my tutor?"

Shikamaru lazily sat down next to me and put his head down. "You're asking a C average student to tutor you? You must be a desperate man Naruto."

My eye twitched "No, I'm not asking a C student to tutor me. I'm asking the smartest person in this school who just happens to be the laziest to tutor me."

Shikamaru looked at me for a second. Then another. And another. And one final one before putting his head back down but not before I heard the mutter sentence "Sorry Naruto, it's just too troublesome."

I think it's safe to say if I had a gun at that point; Shikamaru Nara would've been a dead man. I looked on at the rest on the people walking in.

First to walk in was Choji Akimichi, Shikamaru's best friend. These two were almost inseparable. 'Kind of like how me and you used to be Sasuke.' I won't lie. This kid is fat. He can tell many whoever many times he wants that he's big boned but I'll never agree. He is actually a pretty good guy though. When we were little he was one of my best friends. He's the kindest person I know too add to that. The only problem is this kid is a black hole. All he does is eat and at lunch he gets really annoying. He might be big but he's sneaky and he won't hesitate to steal your food.

The next person to walk in was Shino Aburame. I…uh…don't really know much about him honestly. The only thing I know is he NEVER goes anywhere without those damn sunglasses and the fact that I've never heard him laugh or even seen any emotion cross his face. And I've known him since elementary school. There is also something very creepy about Shino. Bugs seem to be attracted to him. Every day I watch him at least once. And whenever I watch him I noticed a fly or two always seem to fly onto him and just crawl around. Apparently he never seems to notice. I think that's the reason Shino is the least wanted kid around. Behind me that is.

Kiba walked in next. He had wild spiky brown hair and wild eyes. By far the most interesting thing about Kiba's appearance was those tattoos on his face. Two long upside down red triangles. What's weirder is that everybody in his family has those tattoos. Even his mom! Must be some tradition. Maybe I should get tattoos? Anyway Kiba is a loud mouth who is the very definition of annoying and aggravating. The thing I hated most about Kiba was that he had seemed to make it his personal mission to make my life a living hell since school started. Well if Kiba wanted to go to war with me I'm all game for it.

Hinata Hyuga walked in after Kiba. Just like Shino I don't know much about Hinata. I know that she's rich. Probably the richest kid in school next to Sasuke. You'd expect someone that rich to be a jerk or snobbish like Hyugas' typically are but Hinata is different. Actually she's a total opposite. Hinata is just…weird. I can't really explain it. I've tried talking to her on several occasions but it always ends up in the same two ways. Her face ends up turning really red and she either faints or runs away. Either she has a major illness or she hates me. I'm willing to bet on the latter. Hinata meekly looked around for a seat until her eyes met mine. One cool thing about Hinata was that her eyes seemed to lack pupils. All Hyuga eyes are like that. Once her eyes met mine she gasped, her face turned beet red, and she took the seat in the very front of class. Wow. She must really hate me. It's a shame really, she's really pretty.

Next was Sakura Haruno. At one point she was my best friend. At another point she was the love of my life. Now, she's my enemy. Sakura could be described as a lot of things. Smart, cute, beautiful, short tempered, violent, flat chest ect but the label she would always get from me was traitor. That's a story for another time. Her green eyes caught paths with mine. I felt my eyes narrow and her green ones narrowed right back at me. Sakura was in the top three of my enemy list. Only problem was 99.9 % of the school was on that list too.

Weird, Sakura was usually with Sasuke. She went anywhere he went. Even into bathrooms…I almost pitied Sasuke. Almost.

The final person to walk in (besides Kakashi) was Ino Yamanaka. This girl is a bitch. Don't get me wrong, she's very beautiful. Long blonde hair that stops at her waist. A very sexy ass (that my eyes seemed to gravitate to whenever she walked by). And her chest seemed to grow every year! (I'm becoming a pervert!). Lucky (or maybe unlucky?) I was so unpopular that I didn't have to worry about her because to her I didn't exist. Its simple high school rules. Popular people know and hang with popular people. The losers are ignored and that's that.

Ino passed desks with grace as she made her way over to me. I could see every guy's eyes glued to her as she walked towards me. I know she could feel every guy's stares because her face seemed to radiate pride and cockiness.

You people every see those high school movies? You know the ones where the main character is a girl, she's unpopular and doesn't have many friends except some losers who are surprisingly good at one thing, and to top it off she gains the attention of a very popular guy. Maybe a football captain or the best looking guy in school. Anyway that guy always has a beautiful yet very bitchy girlfriend. She's the worst a person can be yet everyone seems to like her so much but you can't understand why. Well that's Ino.

Ino stood at the front of the class and instantly everyone stopped talking. Ah, the perks of popularity.

"Okay everyone, we two very important events coming up this month. First, the costume party I'm sure all of you will be attending on Halloween. Everybody who is attending will be required to pay ten dollars. The other special event is obviously the election of class president. I am announcing that I, Ino Yamanaka, am entering the race for class president." Ino said with a dazzling smile as people in the class started to clap.

I laughed bitterly inside my head. These people had to nerve to call me stupid? Maybe I wasn't exactly smart when it came to book smarts but I had tons of common sense. You know what common sense is telling me right now? It's telling me that there is no way Ino is doing this without some underhanded motive. If there is one thing I know about Ino is that she is a class a control freak. Even we were little when everyone played at the playground Ino would try to boss everyone around to play the games she saw fit. While it worked with the girls the guys would usually blow her off and leave to play our own game. This…this was just a ruse. An attempt to further increase her power. A mind didn't get sneakier, sinister, and calculating than Ino's.

"Hold it there Ino-pig, if you think I'm just going to let you just waltz up and take the role as class president you're sadly mistaken." Said a voice that could only belong to Sakura.

Ino's face contorted in anger for maybe a millisecond before she put back up that dazzling smile. Not letting anger over take you Ino? Well played Yamanaka.

"Good Sakura, a little competition is always welcomed." Said Ino but I could see that her smile was becoming strained.

I couldn't help but snort at the scene unfolding in front of me. Instantly Ino's smile was wiped off her and her and Sakura's head whipped around to me.

"You have something to say, idiot?" They both said in union.

My eyes narrowed at the idiot comment. I'm not an idiot damn it!

"I was just thinking, this is all very…what's the word…oh yeah cliché." I said getting up and sitting on my desk as I sent them a smirk.

"That's a very big word Naruto, I'm surprised your brain can actually comprehend what it means" Sakura said. Queue the laughter.

I smiled "Brains aren't always everything. I bet you'd trade half of your brains if it would help with that surf board you called a chest."

Sakura's face turned red with either embarrassment or maybe anger at the sound of laughter, most of said laughter coming from Ino.

"Anyway like you said I'm not smart. While that is true I'm smart enough to know bullshit when I smell it." I said looking back and forth between Ino and Sakura.

Kiba glared at me from his desk "The hell is you talking about."

I cocked an eyebrow and looked at him "Come on, everybody in this classroom surely sees what's going on don't you? Surely the dead last hasn't figured out something before everyone else right."

I could faintly hear Ino growl "Well why don't you fill us in instead of wasting our time with your idiotic ramblings."

"Okay. You do know what a class president's job is to do right Ino?" I said walking to the front beside Ino who seemed to take a step away from me in disgust.

"Of course I know you idiot. The class president's job is to cater to the needs of the students. When the students are having a problem it is the class president's job to take care of said problem to the best of his or her ability." Ino explained.

I smiled a fox like grin I was famous for. This grin only appeared on my face when I was up to something. I saw Ino and Sakura shudder at my smile.

"Smart as ever Ino. You explained the job of the class president perfectly. See that's the problem I have with this scenario. Ino you are selfish, bossy, mean, and overall a bitch" I said bluntly.

The whole class gasped. No one ever had the nerve to challenge Ino except Sakura whose popularity matched up evenly with Ino's. Challenging these two was the number way to find you on the list of unpopular people. But is it really dangerous when you have nothing to lose?

Ino's eyes were wide as I stared at her with a serious expression. Ino sputtered for a while before screaming "Fuck you Uzumaki!"

I laughed before continuing "The gist of what I'm saying is you're not doing this to help people and neither is Sakura for that matter. Sakura is doing this to undermine you. Sakura can't stand that you can have something she can't so she's doing this for her own selfish reasons. But Sakura being selfish isn't anything new." Sakura gaped at me like a fish out of water.

I turned to Ino next "And you aren't doing this to help anybody either. You're doing this for your own selfish reasons as well. You are simply doing this so you can control everyone and everything. If you're class president everyone has to pay attention to you since you hold their high school lives in your hand. At least for this year." I smirked at her shocked face.

The class stood silent at my speech. Did they believe what I was saying? I highly doubt it. If it was that easy to win over people I wouldn't be the bane of everybody's existence.

"That was a great speech Naruto. Such passion. For that reason alone I nominate Naruto Uzumaki for class president." Said a cheerful voice.

I looked over towards the doorway in horror. Standing there was the teacher who had never came to class until there was only 20 minutes left. All the days he decides to come early (Well early for him at least) it had to be today! Damn that Kakashi! Stupid gravity defying white grey hair. Stupid creep upside down U smile. Stupid mask that he hasn't taken off in the entire month that I've known him!

I looked at Ino and Sakura to see them grinning evilly at me. I knew I had no chance. I might've talked a big game but at heart this was all nothing but popularity contest and I knew I had no chance of ever winning one of those. I was fucked. Why did I have to open my damn mouth!

A/N: Hello people this is my first story with this account. My other account was RCS 513 but I kinda forgot my password so I had to make another. With that account I only had two stories. My most popular one was another NaruIno story called 'The Signs'. A story where Naruto attempts suicide and each person closest to him is questioned about what type of relationship they had that year with Naruto. There was also another story I wrote call 'Somewhere I Belong' which is pure smut lol. So if that isn't your thing, I would stay away from it.

Anyway I'm still deciding if I will continue those stories (I will if enough people ask but if not I will focus on this story) I would really appreciate if everybody who read this review and tell me their honest opinions. Whether you think it's good, it sucks, and most importantly if I should continue or scrap the story and work on my many other ideas.