And then... And then... AND THEN!
Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or any of the characters in it blah blah blah.
This story is dedicated to Sari (slinko), a good friend of mine.
Sari sat on an abnormally massive slice of pie, pondering the meaning of life. Suddenly, a thought came to her! "Snarfle barf!" she exclaimed. I didn't say the thought was about the meaning of life. Ha ha, you thought she was going to discover the meaning of life. Did you want her to? Well too bad. :P :) And then...
Anyways, in some other demension, Edward Elric was minding his own business when a giant eyebrow fell out of the sky and said: "I like rocks." And then, and thennnnn... um... and then the eyebrow, like, said "REEAAAAARGGHHHHHHH!" and ate Ed and then...
...Ed fell face first into some pie! And he was like "WTF!" and Sari was like "Wow an elf! Do I get three pies?" and then... and then... and THEN...
Ed was all like "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL AN ELF WOULD CALL HIM TINY!" And Sari was like "Ooooh an ANGRY elf! I will poke him with a machine gun." And she did.
And then Ed said "WTF! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GONNA GET IT?" And then... And then... AND THEN!