Rocket Man

A song parody by Allan North

(With apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

James:
Packed the balloon last night, pre-flight
Zero hour four PM (three central)
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I don't miss home at all, don't miss that life
It's great up here with Jess
On such a twerp-chasing flight…

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we catch Pikachu and they all find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!
Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…

Meowth: (Hey James! Toss dat ting!)
James: (Shut it! You had Meowth's Party, This is MY song..
Uh, oh…)
(Boom!)

James:
We spend each day chasin' those twerps
And some nights as well
But we never seem to win, though we try….
And the reason why, I don't understand
But it's just my job each day of the week
A Rocket man, a Rocket man!

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we catch Pikachu and they all find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!
Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…

Meowth:(DAT'S IT! WHY DOES JESSIE TRUST YOU WITH DOSE TINGS
ANYWAY?!?!?!?)

James: (Oh, what's the problem, Meowth?!? Uh, oh…)
(Boooooooooom!)
(Ugh… big one that time…)

Meowth: (Sheesh)