Hey everybody. This is my now story and again I'm trying hardest to make this the best story ever for you. This will be a really long prologue. I'm not sure about pairings so I might just leave that up to you. Please review and tell me what you think.

"Talking"

Place

Thinking/Flashback

"Jutsu/Demon"

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything else in this amazing fanfic and if I did I wouldn't be here now would I.

The Lion, The Wolf, The Senju

Prologue Pt. 1

Outside of Konoha

Jiraiya of the legendeary Sannin finally saw the gates of his beloved hometown Konoha the village Hidden in the Leaves. It had been six years since the incident with the Kyubbi and his favorite student Minato Senju gave his life for the village. Ever since Jiraiya had decided that it was his responsibility as mentor of the late Fourth Hokage but also as godfather of his orphaned son to raise the boy as his own. The only problem was he had a terrible since of direction and ended up bouncing between the elemental nations (and their finest hot springs) for six years until he finally reached his destination.

Exhausted the toad sage decided he would check into a hotel and begin his search for his godson in the morning. But first he would go to one of the local bars and hope he wouldn't be going to that hotel room alone.

Some random bar in Konoha

Already in pervy dream land he didn't even try to hide his blush or wipe the droll from his face as two kunoichs walked by him

The kunoichi's were two chunnins coming back from a long mission. They just happen to be the genjutsu master, Kurenai Yuui and the infamous snake lady Anko Mitarashi. Both were known as man's best dream and worst nightmare. Though they had the bodies of a goddess if anyone came towards them in a way they didn't find pleasing or amusing, let's just say that pervert wouldn't be trying anything on those two ever again. That is if the even get out of the hospital. So it was no surprise that Anko was ready to castrate the dirty white haired old man that was

Anko: "See this is exactly what I'm talking about. We are elite chunin ninja of this village and men still look at us like pieces of meat. If it was up to me I would grab him by the jewels with my Shadow Snake Jutsu then I would take my kunai and-

Kurenai: "Anko stop! All I want to do is relax and have a drink after that mission in Earth country. Besides didn't you have enough of tortring men on our way back here?

Anko: "C'mon Kurenai! Me and you both know those idiots deserved it! They were lucky I was tired and left them with a little life left in their perverted bodies."

Kurenai: "Still even I think you went too far. You put a jonin, one of the twelve guardian ninja, and even an ANBU black ops prodigy in the hospital."

Anko: "Yeah I wonder how those weak perverts are feeling right now.

Meanwhile in a hospital in Earth Country

Three shinobi lied immbolized revealing them to be Kakashi Hatake, who lied in a hospital bed with broken ribs, snake fangs and bite marks all over him. Next to him was Asuma Sarutobi who was covered in burns and also snake bite marks. But the worst of them all was Might Guy who was in a full body cast. He was so beat up that his voice could barely be heard and a nurse had to stay by him and tell the others what he was saying.

Nurse: "This is so unyouthful!"

The two other patients started to get pissed off as the nurse awkwardly tried to pose like
Guy would in this situation.

Kakashi: "We are *cough* in this because of you *cough*!"

Asuma: "Hell yeah! You're the reason that crazy SNAKE LADY ANKO MITARASHI attacked us!"

Kakashi: "Don't forget when her friend joined in with her genjutsu!"

Nurse: "Aww, yes that was a very youthful challenge."

Half of the hospital staff had to come in and restrain Kakashi and Asuma from finishing Guy off. As said super-brows started reminsing about their fight for their lives at the hot spring after his Dynamic Entry went wrong and broke the fence separating the men and women showing a very surprised and furious Anko and Kurenai glaring at the three men.

Anyway back at the bar

A very drunk sage was finnaly ready to make his move on the two kunoichis.

Jiraiya:"Hey beautiful, how bout I take you out and I show you what a real shinobi can do?"

Before Anko had the chance to even say anything to the drunken pervert, Kurenai leapt up from the table and threw a kunai straight at Jiraiya who luckily stumbled out of the way. The usual calm genjutsu master was suddenly enraged and Jiraiya could swear he saw a red demon behind her.

Kurenai:"So what because we are women we can't be real shinobi!? IS THAT IT!?"

Jiraiya:"Wait! That's not what I meant at all."

Jiraiya quickly sobered up as Kurenai began a taijutsu battle with him. Even though she was generally only a genjutsu user when she was this angry her strength could match up against Rock Lee's drunken fist. She dashed towards Jiraiya and started a flurry of punches that he continuously either dogged or blocked. After he dogged one finale uppercut, she leapt back even more pissed off after non of her hits connected and Jiraiya began to do his ridiculous pose.

Jiraiya:"Sorry baby but it will take more than that to stop me! For I am the GREAT TOAD SAGE! My legend is told through all the lands. I am the one the only Jir-"

Jiraiya's speech was completely interrupted as a kunai with an explosive tag on it flew in his face. The explosion sent him flying out of the bar as Kurenai swiftly followed her prey. Anko ran towards the Jiraiya shaped hole only to be stopped by a mysterious hand grabbing her shoulder.

The rooftops of Konoha

Jiraiya kept jumping from rooftop to rooftop evading all the attacks of the very angry kunoichi following him.

Jiraiya: "Seriously she could give Tsunade a run for her money as Konoha's hottest/craziest bit-"

The toad sannin's were interrupted by a swift jab to his jaw. Then taking advantage of his lost focus Kurenai followed up with a bunch of fast punches to his ribs and to finish it all of a roundhouse kick to the face that sent him flying straghit a through the wall of a nearby BBQ restaurant.

It was late and the BBQ restaurant's owner Teriyaki was getting ready to close up shop right after his sons Sweet and Sour finish cleaning the back and Choza Akimichi and his six year old son Choji finished eating. He (Teriyaki) could swear he woke up at night in a cold sweat after dreaming of the entire Akimichi clan eating at his restaurant all at once. Teriyaki was snapped out of his thoughts of an entire clan screaming "CHUBBIES RULE!" when suddenly a yell was heard and flash of red broke through his wall and was flying straight towards Teriyaki's light green haired wife Wasabi.

Choza:"Partial Expansion Jutsu!"

Then Choza's hand grew to an enormous size as he leaped up and caught the flash.

Choji:"Dad!"

Choza:"Stay back Choji! Now tell me who are you and why are you attacking this restuarant? And more importantly why are you interpruppting me and my sons meal? I was just about to ask for my SIXTH PLATE!"

Jiraiya:"Choza! Thank kami it's you. It's me Jiraiya."

Realizing who it was Choza let go of the pervert sage and returned his hand back to its normal size and helped his old friend Minato's sensei up. Soon enough Choza turned towards the hole and took out a kunai ready to protect his favorite restaurant at all cost, from whoever attacked Jiraiya.

Choza:"Jiraiya-sensei what happened, who attacked you?

Jiraiya:"Well actually you see…"

The room was suddenly felled with a large killing intent as a super pissed of Kureani walked in with a kunai in each hand and a fiery aura and the red demon Jiraiya saw earlier behind her. The demon was holding a sign that said "CASTRAITING TIME!" Fully understanding how intense and dangerous the situation was Choza quickly did what he thought was his only option, if he wanted his son, himself and most importantly the restaurant to survive.

Choza:"Partial Expansion Jutsu"

Jiraiya:"Thanks for the backup Choza maybe together we can beat this crazy demon lady and actually leave with all the body parts we came in with."

Surprisingly the chubby clan leader grabbed the toad sannin with his now giant sized hand. A sincere look appeared on Choza's face as he held Jiraiya and began to explain.

Choza:"Sorry lord Jiraiya but she really only wants you doesn't she. Well I can't lose my favorite mid-night snack because of you now can I?"

Jiraiya:"Hey wait. Stop c'mon Choza think about this. NOOOOO!"

With a new found determination Choza hurled the kage level shinobi through the roof and towards the other side of town, just as Kurenai approached him.

Kurenai:"Where is he!?"

Choza's legs were shaking and he shivered at the amount of killing intent that Kurenai was releasing. She had an evil smirk on her face that would definantly make a certain snake sannin proud.

Choza:"Um he uh went that way."

He pointed towards the Jiraiya shaped hole in the ceiling. Choza was so scared he wished the Kyubbi would attack again just to give him a way less terrifying monster to face. Fortunatly though Kurenai just nodded and jumped throught he hole to resume he her search to painfully execute a Toad.

Relieved that he just dogged a serious bullet Choza let out a sigh and began to pray for Jiraiya's health. Then Choza began to tense as he felt another killing intent behind him and a hand grabbed his shoulder.

Phew! Ok so that was the part one of our glorious prologue and I know Naruto wasn't in it yet but trust me he will be in it next week and the week after will be a timeskip and then a big fight between our favorite jinchuriki and surprise guest. Till then thanks for reading. Remember review I need those man.