The Ten Commandments
Of Annabelle
Of 'Zell's Band' fame.
"Yoo! THEIFER! I see you! Come back here! There's no escape! Annabelle sees all!" Zell shouted, brandishing Annabelle and making her squeak. "Yeah, not only is Annabelle magical, she's also versatile! Look, she has this mirror on her tummy, which is perfect for checking my RAD hair, and crinkly feet, which are fun to crinkle, and she has a bell on her tail! She's amazing!"
-Zell Dincht, on our almighty cow-goddess Annabelle.
This was co-written by the amazing Tini, co-founder of
You will obey only Annabelle.
The only god is Annabelle.
You will live by her ways: Eat grass, moo, embed a mirror in your stomach and tie a bell to your ass.
And have crinkle feet. NEVER forget the almighty crinkle feet.
1. Thou shalt not have any false cattle or other livestock before Annabelle.
2. Thou shalt not disobey the Annabelle Sabbath, which will be...Um...Tuesday?
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Annabelle in vain.
4. Honor Annabelle's father and mother.
5. Thou shalt not steal...Annabelle.
6. Thou shalt not kill...unless of course, requested by Annabelle.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless it's with Annabelle, in which case she's okay with it, especially if it's that sexy cow from the Hershey's commercials.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against Annabelle, or she WILL put the smackdown on your belled ass.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods, unless you're getting them for Annabelle.
10. Thou shalt not eat beef. It scares Annabelle.
Tini:
Be sure to mention that I'm no hypocrite. I obey these rules to the letter. I don't eat beef, or steal or kill unless it's for Annabelle.
Louise:
Annabelle made the earth and all cows (animal or human) on it.
TRUST IN ANNABELLE.
SHE IS YOUR BOVINE SAVIOUR.
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Zell looked up from the Religious Education paper he was writing.
"Mmm, I smell HOTDOGS! Come on, Annabelle! Let's EAT!"
Zell left the room with his plush cow, leaving his essay on his desk. Little did he know that two yaoi-obsessed 15 year old girls were hiding in his closet spying on him to see if he got horizontal with Squall or Seifer or even, as they hoped, BOTH.
"Hmmm," the punkier of the two said, peeping out. "He's gone. Come on, Louise."
"Yeah? Let's snoop around. We might find love letters from Seifer!" her shorter co-conspirator said.
"Yay! Awesomeness!"
"Um, Tini, c'mere," Louise said, grinning. "Lookie here…"
"Love letters!?" Tini said hopefully.
"Nah. Better."
"NAKED PHOTOS OF SEIFER?"
"Well, maybe not that good. Come see!"
The two girls looked over the paper.
"Wow," Tini breathed. "Annabellism…"
"My baby sister has an Annabelle…" Louise said.
"We must spread the word of the good plush cow to the masses!" Tini declared, nabbing some 'compromising' photos of Seifer for her Divine Shrine Of Yaoiness.
And so the girls, happy with their findings, scurried off to spread the word of Annabellism.
End
REMEMBER:
ANNABELLE IS THE
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A/N:
It's a joke, OK, we're not THAT weird! Sheesh! This was co-written by the very lovely Tini, go check out her fics too. She's really very good. *^_^*
Dedicated to all fans of ZELL'S BAND and Annabelle, we couldn't exist without ya! Thanks!
Louise: Soon I'll have a pic of Annabelle on my profile, so you can all fully enjoy the Annabelle experience.
Tini: Only then can I be accepted by Annabelle.
Remember: There is no God but Annabelle.