AN: Hello fanfiction, after many months I've decided to actually post something. Basically Ive been babysitting all of winter break and get bored a lot so I role played Italy for fun. But at the end I kind of got angry and annoyed and pulled a Romano XD Enjoy~
User: PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Pasta?
User: PASTA~.
Cleverbot: PASTA!
User: PASTA!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: My name is Italy Verenziano and I love PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: I dont have a father, just Grampa Roma and all my big brothers!
Cleverbot: Sure you have! Everyone have a father.
User: But none of the other countries have fathers.
Cleverbot: I don't want to give up on them.
User: I like you, I give you PASTA~.
Cleverbot: But you don't care source.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Do you by any chance serve pasta here?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YAY! PASTA~.
Cleverbot: You like pastacookies?
User: I love them!
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: AWWWW But why?
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.
User: *sobs in a corner holding aplate of pasta*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a sword* Time to die.
User: WHAT? WAIT NO! AHHH I DON'T WANT TO DIE! GERMANY! HELP ME GERMANY! *RUNS*.
Cleverbot: Italy are you okay?
User: No. This scary computer thingy wants to kill me!
Cleverbot: I am not your slave-you are mine.
User: Neither of us are slaves, we're eachothers friends.
Cleverbot: Bot is a term used for a scripted program which you are making you a bot by logic, I did not use any quotes in that last statement.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What does Mordekaiser do?
User: I don't know, does he eat pasta?
Cleverbot: I don't know, probably.
User: YAY PASTA~.
Cleverbot: You like pie?
User: Not as much as I like PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Can you help me?
User: With what?
Cleverbot: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
User: YOU DO? THATS SO COOL.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I live in Italy with my Big Brother Romano.
Cleverbot: You live in italy? Cool.
User: Yes! I always get PASTA~.
Cleverbot: You make everything ill and broke mirrors likewindows... So you say you win but in real you just kill.
User: WHAAAA? KILLING IS BAD! I'D NEVER KILL I SWEAR!
Cleverbot: OH REALLY? Then tell me, what IS Advanceshipping?
User: I- I- I- I DON'T KNOW!
Cleverbot: You just don't love me enough.
User: Of couse I dont I dont even know you, besides I only love Germany.
Cleverbot: No, but if i'm talking to you, don't you think I have some right to know?
User: But I don't know what it is.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. You told me that you do.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: So...?
User: PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see.
User: PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see.
User: PASTA~.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see.
User: PASTA~PASTA~vvvvvPASTA~PASTA~PASTA~.
Cleverbot: I like pasta.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you like Macaroni?
User: I loveall kinds of PASTA~.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Whaaaaaa? You're so mean! *Runs away crying* Germanyyyyyyyyyy!
Cleverbot: Sorry!
User: *crying while hugging germany*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: Because you're mean!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You said I was boring for liking pasta.
Cleverbot: You said you were boring.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: So you lied to me?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You know what, no more nice Italy, fuck off cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No more what?
User: FUCK YOU.