Sora had finished defeating Xemnas, but before he could go home, there was one more world he had to seal the keyhole to. It was called Strip Club, one of the worst of all the worlds. Nevertheless, Sora went to Strip Club, hoping to save the universe.

Sora went into Strip Club, and noticed a techno-beat, and many men in tight clothing. He didn't know about the world, but he liked it. All night, he danced with other men, watched other men slowly take off clothing, and he enjoyed every minute of it. He was losing focus on finding the keyhole though.

He saw a man with butterfly wings dancing around, and Sora's keyblade rose with excitement. Was this the keyhole? Sora had never considered that a being could be a keyblade, but he thought about it, and approached the man to ask if he was the keyhole.

Suddenly, a familiar face appeared before Sora.

"Xemnas!" Sora yelled.

"Oh Sora," Xemnas said. "That's not my name, not here anyway. In this place, I am known as Mansex."

"Fine," Sora said annoyed at Mansex. "But could you move? I must talk to the butterfly man."

"Sorry," Mansex responded maniacally. "But I can't let you do that." Mansex then pulled out, not two light sabers, but two gigantic penises. He began to attack Sora with them, and Sora had forgotten much of his training due to the constant distractions of Strip Club. Mansex had been landing several of his attacks to Sora, distracting him more than ever. He was not sure if he was happy or not. When Mansex was done, Sora began to leave, feeling weightless.

But just before he left, the butterfly man crossed Sora. Sora's memories came back to him. He stopped the butterfly man and asked for his name.

"My name," he said grinning. "Is Papillon."

"Well, I have a question." Sora said, Papillon still generally happy. "Are you a keyhole?"

"Why yes," Papillon responded. "Would you like to see it?"

"Yes, I have to seal your keyhole with my keyblade!"

"Then come with me," Papillon said, taking Sora to a private room. Sora then sealed Papillon's keyhole, saving the universe. Sora and Papillon were so happy together, that they got married, and had 5,963,252 children, all of which had 200,000 children each, by complete coincidence with the same sexy octopus. All of them lived happily ever after, except Billy, one of Sora and Papillon's children, who wound up being tortured and raped by Solid Snake for 20 years.

THE END! :D