Ask King Koopa and the Koopa Kids!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Mario characters. I only own Abigail and Lindsay! Enjoy please! Details are in the story! Oh and Bowser Jr IS in this story. He just doesn't talk much because Ludwig duct-taped his mouth shut.

"Where are they?" Abigail groaned. Lindsay and Abigail were supposed to be helping out with their show 'Ask King Koopa and the Koopa Kids!', and the stars were late. It was 5 pm, and the royal family was supposed to be there at 4.

"Maybe Ludwig is fixing his hair." Lindsay shrugged, and Abigail shot her a death look.

"Fixing his hair for around an hour?! Yeah, sure." Abigail growled. The door suddenly swung open, revealing, none other than the Koopalings and their dimwitted father. "You! You are all late! It is 5:06 P.M!" Abigail yelled, and Bowser gave her a confused look.

"Yes, we're late by six minutes. Big whoop!" He rolled his eyes.

"No! Not six minutes! You are late by an HOUR and six minutes!" Abigail pounded her fist on the table, and Larry walked up.

"Wait wait wait, no we're not! Lindsay texted us to come at 5. Not 4." Everyone turned to Lindsay.

"Oh dang it! Stupid oversized thumbs!" Lindsay glared at her thumbs. "Why are you guys so fat, huh?! Be smaller, like my pinkies! You are grounded! Both of you-" Roy interrupted Lindsay's argument with her thumbs.

"Are we gonna explain our show or not?" Roy asked, as Abigail put her thumb and index finger to her forehead.

"Yes. Let's." Abigail stood up. "Hey everyone! As you can tell, you can ask the Koopalings and their dumb father anything!" Abigail smiled.

"Yeah, just PM your questions to iLoveLarryKoopax3!" Lindsay cheered, and Larry blushed.

"Awh, Lindsay, you love me?" Larry asked.

"That's the name of the author, but, sure!" Lindsay smiled.

"ANYWAYS, ask me the most questions because I am awesome!" Roy stated, flexing his muscles.

"We're sorry but we can't answer any questions in reviews, simply because it's against the rules. But PM us please!" Abigail and Lindsay said at the same time.

"You can also ask Lindsay and Abigail questions, but, PFFFFFT who'd want to?" Ludwig laughed.

"Heyyy! That's so mean!" Lemmy pouted.

"We're Koopalings, Lem. It's what we do! Just like how I eat a lot! Hey fans, if you wanna know what I eat, I eat: wedding cake, pizza, lemons-" Morton started.

"SHAAADUUP!" Roy screamed in his ear.

"So PM us! You can still review, just not with any questions!" Wendy smiled.

"PM us, OOOOOHHH PM UUUUUSSS-" Iggy sang.

"Are we done yet?" Bowser asked.

"NO! Lindsay and I have questions to ask you guys! Mwa ha ha!" Abigail evilly and cruelly laughed.

Abigail

Bowser: Y u so fat

Ludwig: What died on your hair?

Lemmy: Why are you always so happy?

Roy: Why are you so mean?

Iggy: Why are you so crazy?

Wendy: Just to be clear, you're not a man, right?

Morton: Why do you talk so much?

Larry: Do you like Lindsay? (Ooooooh lovebirds)

Almost everyone glared at Abigail after Lindsay read the questions out loud.

"What? I wanted to know!" Abigail put her hands up in defense.

Bowser sucked in his stomach, "I am NOT fat! I'm plump." Abigail burst out laughing, and started having a seizure on the floor.

"Nothing died on my hair! It's a great style!" Ludwig flipped his hair, or, attempted to. His hand got stuck to his hair, with all the hairspray.

"I'm happy because there is nothing to be sad about!" Lemmy smiled, and Lindsay gasped.

"Exactly! Everything is great!" Lindsay and Lemmy air-high fived and smiled.

"I am not mean! Whaaaat?" Roy lied, and by this time, Abigail was up again.

"Oh please Roy, you always bully us-" Wendy started.

"SHUT UP." Roy growled.

"Someone wants to impress Abi-" Iggy started.

"SHADDUP!" Roy's cheeks went very pink.

"Hey! I'm not crazy!" Iggy yelled.

"Yeah, sure..." Abigail muttered.

"NO, I am NOT a man!" Wendy yelled.

"I don't talk a lot! I talk as much as a normal person does!" Morton spoke.

"Hey Morton, did you know Morton means a person that should keep talking?" Roy asked.

"Really?!" Morton cheered.

"Nope!" Roy smacked him across the face. "Doofus."

"I don't know, m-maybe." Larry blushed and looked down.

"Okay, Lindsay, time for your questions!" Abigail smiled.

"Oh I don't have any." Lindsay grinned. "...Yet. Anyways, ask us questions, BYE!" Everyone waved goodbye, and waited for questions.