Contains: Wendy/Stan, Wendy/Cartman, talk about sex & profanity.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At the Disco. South Park and it's characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Is it still me
that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the
lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your
dress?
I thought I was the only one who were attracted to. I didn't know that someone so rude, fat and disgusting could make you horny enough to fuck him. Or, did you have to think about that time were so close to doing it until Shelly walked in on us? Did you have to think about me when your lying in bed with him when you pulled off your dress? Did you have to pretend he was me? How could have you done this?
Then think of
what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the
lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his
skin.
I really hope that he was worth losing our relationship of 4 years. I hope that your happy with Cartman or whoever you go out with, only to break their heart.
I've got more
wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy
you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
You know that I'm more intelligent than fat ass. Just look at his face: his double chin, heartless brown eyes, and always-smirking lips. You know that I'm more graceful when I'm touching you. You know I know all the right moves and I could've shown you how good I am in bed. You know that I'm better than not only Cartman, but than any boy you'll ever meet.
So why did you do it, Wendy. Why?
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