This is a oneshot story of Fatal Attraction starring Naruto. It's just like he and his father have been struck by a redhead attraction syndrome. Enjoy!
(Jiraiya's POV 20 years before Kyuubi attack)
I was overjoyed at how my student Minato had become a fully realized Hokage. He was with me in the square when his rough future girlfriend came up.
"Oy, blondie!" she said as Minato was glomped from behind. "It's me."
"Kushina-chan, must you be so rough?" Minato asked.
"Can it, blondie! Can you go out on a date with me?" Kushina asked again as I looked nervous.
"Um...I dunno." my student replied. Just then, the redhead slammed my student into the tree and kissed him in the lips.
"We'll have a good time." Kushina said seductively as Minato meekly nodded. It was the same thing like when his father was whipped by his mother. I have never forgotten that day. Anyways, Minato fainted after his future date went home. I had to drag the gaki to his house and tell his parents what happened.
A few years later, the Third Great Shinobi War broke out, and Minato really started to fall in love with this wild redhead. I swear to Kami that she was getting a bit more foulmouthed as the war took its toll on her mental mind.
Anyways, Minato finally got married to Kushina. I started to know her mainly by peeking on her when she goes to the hotsprings, but my whipped student just has to tell Tsunade what am I doing. Since then, I was never able to peek on rough redheads. The last time that I saw Minato and Kushina, the Kyuubi attacked the village. Here's what Minato said to me:
"Jiraiya-sensei, if my son grows up, let's hope that he doesn't fall for a really rough redhead like Kushina." Minato said as he went out to confront the Kyuubi. Well, let's go to the present.
(Jiraiya's POV Present time)
Well, here's my student's kid that I took under when he was being trained by that idiot Ebisu. Over the years, he's changed from a loudmouthed kid to a mature guy. One time, I was with him when a redhead with a cap went up to him.
"Hey, blondie!" she said as she grinned. "Wanna go out with me?"
"Umm.." Naruto replied with a scared voice. "Maybe."
"It's either a yes or no, blondie." the redhead replied while summoning a huge ogre. Scratch that, three ogres.
"Um, yes, Tayuya-chan." Naruto said meekly as she dragged him away. What have I gotten the gaki into? It's the same thing all over again. Only this time, Naruto's girlfriend used to serve Orochimaru. Oh if only he could have gone out with a gentler girl like that Hyuuga heiress, or that pink haired girl that Tsunade is training. I guess that Namikaze men has a fatal attraction to rough redheads.