A/N: Um hi. This is my first story. I don't mind any constructive criticism but if you're gonna insult me, Imma just tell you to go to hell. Anyways, I would love reviews and yeah... :)

Um hey ya, Tori

It's me, Beck. Your friend. The boy who tried to kiss you the evening of the Platinum Music Awards. The boy whose girlfriend you have a crush on.

Don't try to deny it. I'm not accusing you of anything. I understand. It's not so weird to be in love with Jade. Contrary to the popular belief, there is very much about her that's worth it. I myself am in love with her.

It's just so cliché, don't you think? Don't take it personally. But think about it – opposites are attracted to each other, the good one and the mean one, love behind hate and whatever…

I won't say I don't mind it because I do. I love her, Tori, just like you do. But one thing I can promise you – I won't do anything to restrain you guys from being happy. I will be a total jackass if I do, and you know, I wasn't raised like that. You can tell Jade that we, Canadians, are not actually aliens – let's hope she'll believe you. She never took me serious. Not only about this. She never took me serious at all. Our whole relationship wasn't serious for her.

But you don't have to feel guilty about it. It was this way even before you came at HA.

I think I was the safer condition. Jade is very fragile and sensitive, you know. If I told someone else about this, they'd probably laugh their asses off. But you know her well enough, I'm sure you'll get me. So yeah, I was the best option for her – popular, confident, calm… a guy. I've seen the way she looks at other girls but it hasn't really worried me much until now. I've never imagined our relationship would be threatened by another girl. Who wants her, not me, I mean.

Does our almost-kiss still pass through your mind? Does it bother you? I know it bothers me and it certainly does bother Jade. She still can't forgive me about it. But now I know she was jealous of me, not of you. It doesn't make the situation better at all but at least it explains some things. If you're thinking that back then I wanted to defame you in front of Jade, then you're wrong. I wanted to kiss you because of you. You reminded me of what Jade used to be with me. She would save her kinder, more vulnerable side just for me. And it made me feel special.

But I should have known better. I should have guessed you'd be all goody-goody and decide against kissing your friend's ex. I'm not blaming you, I'd be a major hypocritical jerk if I do. Just so you know - it hurt when you rejected me. And I don't even love, like love you.

I can only imagine what will happen when Jade and I break up. I'll probably get drunk and jump off the Hollywood Sign.

Nah, just kidding.

But I will definitely get drunk.

Whatever. What I wanted to say was that you should stop trying to make her like you, she already does. Everybody in this fucking planet likes you! Happy about it?!

...this sounded more desperate that it was meant to.

Just to warn you, it won't be easy. Things with Jade are never easy. She won't admit her feelings towards you to the bitter end, she'll make you cry and regret you told her you loved her in the first place. She will refuse to tell anyone about your relationship. And even if you two get together, she'll still mock you, prank you, sometimes she'll be the overly attached girlfriend and then she'll pretend she doesn't care at all. She's just too complicated. And the most important thing: don't try to argue with her.

You have no chance of winning.

So yeah, I suppose this is it. I'm gonna set her free tonight so she will be able to get together with her soul mate… or whatever.

Damn, I'm a hell of a romantic soul, ain't I? Maybe I should attend some poetry classes or whatever.

And I should stop using 'whatever' that much. Yeah, whatever.

Sincerely yours,

Beck Oliver